30 Flirty and Thriving

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I have ten pieces of wood from a tree that we had taken down I have to split. All I am going to do, while I split them, is think what a shit job I am doing thinking of this video.

Love that people will look at a video clearly shot in an industrial logging operation and focus on the attractiveness of the human standing in front of it all. Great job everyone.

You know we need wood for shit right, not every logging operation is destroying the amazon.

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer