30 Flirty and Thriving

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

Everything I know I learned by clicking random shit and irritatedly poking around the various options.

I feel so seen

Imagine a record store with a cringe section

where else are they supposed to put the beatles?

The dumpster

Also they have the power to ruin the lives of citizens who they think don't respect them enough. The best that incompetent festival organisers can usually do is try to cancel them online.

do you think Trump will give us an extra hour in the ball pit?

He's arresting people for going near the ball pit because a scam artist buddy of his fucked it up and now it's full of dead ducks and algae

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

this is how morbius can still win

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night