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going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

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one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."

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My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

just7frogsinapeoplesuit

For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish

direhydroid

also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.

also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.

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More from the notes:

tosety

Oh, no, tsundere isn't the right term because we aren't trying to hide anything.

We're not about to leave you stranded but we really do think you're an idiot for getting yourself into the situation.

just7frogsinapeoplesuit

alex51324

Dang, it sounds like Bostonites are my people. Maybe I should move.

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

#massachusetts #i think there is new stuff here since the last time I reblogged this

Got off at Park Street and I see the map for the red line. For this particular map someone had crossed out the “r” in “Park street” so it became “Pak street”.

See, that's messy. Just edit the 'r' to be an 'h'. Cleaner, and closer to the Boston accent

#massachusetts #ask #boston

Do you take submissions? Bc I saw this today and thought of you.

Fucking sick. Love that they are urging masks.

#massachusetts #ask

kropotkindersurprise

it's offical!

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#not massachusetts #but also sorta massachusetts

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whoever made the font that the mfa uses for their advertising 1. im in love with you 2. can you take me under your wing 3. im in love with you

Someone get this bitch the motherfucker that made the font the mfa uses

#massachusetts #ask #mfa

You ain't winning my heart without one of these

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The humidity this week is awful and also water from all the window ACs keeps dripping on my head while im walking by lol

I'm mostly just happy that the humidity went down a tiny bit before the sun came out. Monday was brutal.

#massachusetts #ask #weather #dated 8/6

ily massachusetts. ive never been there but ive been hyperfixated for a month :D

That's the magic of Massachusetts baby

#massachusetts #ask

i'm moving to massachusetts in two weeks from the PNW. what's gonna get me

You know how the forests out there are probably haunted? It's exactly like that, but everywhere. The towns, the people, the buildings. All probably haunted

#massachusetts #ask #pacific northwest

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there are so many scarily large rats in boston these days it looks like nosferatu

Where do you think he lives?

#massachusetts #ask #nosferatu

foolishmortal

SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Davis Square, a bustling and inclusive neighborhood, boasts a diverse arts scene, a fiercely independent business commun

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3 turkeys

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rimouskis

this still irks me so much HR COSTUMERS I KNOW YOU YANKED THIS DESIGN FROM STEEL CITY OR ANOTHER PGH PENNA MERCH BRAND! WHY IS THERE A KEYSTONE SYMBOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR BOSTON!!!!!!! MASSACHUSETTS!!!!!!!

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Shoutout to you, dude on the orange line playing balatro just far enough away from me that I couldnt quite tell what you were building. Looked like you were doing good though

#massachusetts #orange line #mbta #balatro #i was heading to a date where i got stood up lol #bonus post

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biteitsexy

I really wanna write a crack fic where the events of Baldur’s Gate 3 take place in the Greater Boston Area.

Wyll is the Blade of New Hampshire

Shadowheart isn’t a Sharran, she’s a Catholic going through a deconstruction phase (girl, aren’t we all) and Mark Wahlberg is her Mother Superior

The Sword Coast is the North Shore and it’s full of seagulls and roast beef sandwich shops

Cazador is a Dunks manager in Natick who wants to sacrifice 7000 employees to become the new CEO.

Astarion tells everyone he’s from Newton when he’s really from the Revere.

Karlach grew up in Lynn

Gortash is Ben Affleck

Everyone teleports through the cop slide at Government Center

Laezel is a pilot for JetBlue, and the Emperor is the Illithid husk of Samuel Adams.

There are just as many rats everywhere

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draconym

I've always heard Bostonians were surly and rude but everyone I've met here is so friendly. Is it because I'm not driving a car?

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