My answers to people's arguments I've seen about the Good Omens Finale
"Michael's betrayal came out of nowhere."
Did you sleep through all the parts where they kept clinging to whatever power they had in the absence of Gabriel in season two? Or conspired with Hell to get what they wanted in season one? They were an extremely logical villain.
"Jesus was useless."
Yes. He was also adorable, had very understandable reactions, and I really like the way he kept bringing up the theme of stories. I think there's a whole analysis to do around that but I want to keep this short enough. That is to say, sure, he didn't contribute to the plot much, but all of his scenes added something thematically.
"Metatron died when he was hinted to be the big villain at the end of season 2."
A pretty good twist if you ask me, but I understand that you'd be upset if you are a massive metatron fan.
"It makes no sense for Crowley to sacrifice himself and Aziraphale for the sake of humanity when he wanted to escape to Alpha Centauri for two seasons."
Aziraphale put it better than I can but Crowley is fundamentally selfless and just. That's the reason he fell, he questioned decisions he felt were wrong. He repeatedly defended, protected and guided people and showed contempt for things that caused death and suffering. He was in love with humanity, as was Aziraphale. Even when he was considering leaving, he couldn't actually bring himself to doing it, and I don't think it was only because of Aziraphale. And he knew, way before Aziraphale did, that the whole system was rigged and needed to be thrown away, or all their problems would start all over again. Yes, his decision was heartbreaking, but I do not think it was out of character at all.
"They did a 'bury your gays'."
They may be reborn, or reincarnations, or just different versions of themselves, but they are there. They exist. And they get to live happy lives together, in love, free and in peace. That's the opposite of bury your gays.
"They did a destiel."
They get to live happy lives together, in love, free and in peace. They are alive and married and living together for at least twenty years in a little cottage. That's the opposite of a destiel.
"Those characters at the end are strangers, they are not our Aziraphale and Crowley."
They are very heavily implied to be new versions of Aziraphale and Crowley. They have the same names, mannerisms, interests, and love for each other. Aziraphale and Crowley's story ended with the previous world and they chose it so. It's a gift that they got to have a new one. If you wanted them to stay the exact same forever, you can just stick with the ending of season one.
"They erased everything that happened before and ruined it."
A story does not stop existing because it's over. The 6000 years of love are still there. And now there's more.
"I hated it."
Perfectly valid and I respect that, but please don't ruin it for the people who liked it.
Yes yes yes. I'm sorry for the rant I'm adding. Not to be an "in the bookâ" guy, but in the book, Crowley's affection for Aziraphale is built primarily on his affection for humanity. He loved humans first. It's exactly that love, and their influence on him, which really enabled them to love each other at all. And quite literally, in his inner monologue, he admits to liking humans first, which directly leads a few paragraphs later to him admitting that Aziraphale is "a sort of friend". I mean, running away doesn't even come up.
Obviously the show changes things around. Like you said, he considers leaving and then can't bring himself. Aziraphale is the selfish part of that, but he's only able to be selfish because humanity taught him to be and, ironically, saving humanity is the unselfish reason he REALLY can't make himself fuck off to space. If anything, this final choice seems like positive character growth.
Ohâand regarding "they erased everything" complaints. Idk, Azicrow's last scene in the book literally ends like this: "For the first time ever, a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square. No one heard it over the noise of the traffic, but it was there, right enough." I think it's a beautiful sentiment, and I think it lives on in the show's ending.
















