Purple is the best and so am I!

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

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WHAT THE FUCK

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

im still thinking about the plot point in chilling adventures of sabrina where the EvilGuy is planning to show The Anti-Pope his new planned doctrine for the coven ("women should not have rights") & the conflict/tension is that sabrina has to show her counter-doctrine ("women should have rights") to The Anti-Pope. & she has to race to show it to him first, because if the EvilGuy gets there first then It's All Over. im so amused by imagining the kind of personality that The Anti-Pope would need to have for this to make sense

"X did nothing wrong" actually no, X did a lot of things wrong. X fucked up. But I also know that people like X live their lives under a microscope, and that accusations against them tend to get magnified by bias both conscious and unconscious alike, and frankly it scares the crap out of me that you have not only chosen not to question what you've heard, but that you are seeking such drastically disproportionate vengeance on a total stranger. that's not normal.

sometimes people will insist a character is butch/masc and then you look at the character and they’re just fat. or muscular. or black. or indigenous. or some combination of the above.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

*Columbo voice* So you were reading posts on Tumblr? Oh, that's a great website. My wife has an account on there. She showed me one about the color of the sky? Funny stuff. Although there is one thing, sir. How could you have been reading a post when no one on Tumblr has any media literacy?

oh yes, i remember now. i was reading my own post i had just written. i'm a stickler for the details you know. here you can even see the time stamp indicating the moment of posting. clearly i was busy elsewhere when the murder happened now if you'll excuse me, there's a callout post i've been meaning to tend to

That explains it, sir. You know, at the station they always tell me I sweat the little stuff too much. But that must be how you have... what is it, sir? 500 followers? Very impressive. Well, I'll get out of your hair. Wouldn't want to get in the way of social justice. Oh, there is one more thing. There's this tag on the bottom of your post. Is that what you call those? Tags? I wonder where you get a name like that. Anyway, I didn't understand it. It says "queue be continued". I hope I pronounced that right. What does that mean, sir?