i think if u told noelle deltarune she lives in a video game and she, out of all characters, is the crucial linchpin of the secret fucked up evil route, she'd be pumped as hell. she'd think it was cool.
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i think if u told noelle deltarune she lives in a video game and she, out of all characters, is the crucial linchpin of the secret fucked up evil route, she'd be pumped as hell. she'd think it was cool.

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I've just seen a TV show review describe teen pregnancy as an "adult theme" and I'm sorry but what are we even doing. how is that. how is that a. like it says in the name of the thing that it's
when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer
We need to start seriously treating the concepts of "obesity" and "weight loss" as a dangerous pseudoscience and I'm not kidding.
It's some shit that everyone thinks they can understand based on vibes but science just doesn't work that way. Real scientists have proved time and time again that it doesn't work how people assume. Many medical conditions where it's assumed weight is a "cause", something to blame the patient for, it's often actually a symptom.
Body size is based on so many individual possibilities. genetics, upbringing, wealth, what type of food you eat, what type of work you do, where you live, etc etc etc. it is impossible to control for all of these.
I was a child born to fat, impoverished, labourer parents, and I grew up doing farm labour, gaining muscle - I will never ever be thin. It's just how my body developed. And no matter how much weight I were to hypothetically lose, doctors would still push me to lose more. Family would push me to lose more. Society would push me to lose more. It will never ever ever be enough. You will never be thin enough, there is no bmi low enough to satisfy them, there is no "progress" that won't just make them pity or shame you even more. Your personal circumstances aren't important to a pseudo-scientific practice, the variables don't matter that much, it must be a one-size-fits-all solution.
Every weight loss pill, every low calorie shake or meal replacement, every weight watchers frozen meal, it all contributes to the pseudo-scientific cult of thinness. Every ad that says you're not good enough, it pushes you to drop your critical thinking skills. We have created a world where people think shitting themselves into thinness using potions with untested ingredients is healthier than having some fat on their bodies. But it's not! That's absurd! You're sending your body into a constant state of gastric shock!! And one day, when you get bored of eating tasteless nutrient paste and decide to eat something with some flavour in it, your body will react with a starvation response and store every little bit of fat that it can, because it's so used to being fucking starved. Which sends people into a panic response, buying up more pills and trying to crash-diet and lose their meagre protective layers.
Your body stores fat because that's your reserve energy. Fat is protective. I thank my body every day for storing so much energy for me, fuck knows I need it! That's your blubber!! You are a large mammal. Your body is designed to keep energy in reserve so you can sleep and stay warm and keep your brain alive. You should research the human metabolic process. You should research the cow metabolic process. You should research bear metabolic process. YOU NEED FAT!
And just like so many other pseudosciences, fatphobia and all that it entails is deeply rooted in racism and specifically antiblackness. It is not a mistake that the ozempic-chic era is coinciding with one of the biggest waves of open, globalised white supremacy we've seen in decades. Whiteness needs to perform & police whiteness constantly, maintaining appearances is THE way to stay part of the ingroup.
You must commit to removing yourself from that ingroup. Do not allow it a single toe in the door. A pseudoscience, no matter how comforting and easy to digest it may be, is not your friend. It is feeding you lie upon lie upon lie.
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the enemy drank water today. did you?
i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win
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an arcadey score attack type game like overcooked where when you get a high score it plays a gore video as a reward
like when you do well in a game it often plays some fanfare or a victory pose or whatnot, and what im suggesting is that it should instead smashcut to degloving
imagine huniepop but with gore instead of nudity
one of those "save the drowning king" mobile ads but it's like "if you dont solve this bejeweled puzzle then this poor man WONT be impaled 100 times and have all his bones broken :("
Need a dark military drama where the badass is always silently watching a recording of a woman saying "I love you" and kissing the screen. The squad thinks that's his wife or something.
In the 3rd act, badass dies, and the Lieutenant is like "We gotta let his girl know." And they open the video file and it's titled "ASMR 💋Girlfriend Kisses, I Love Yous, 3hrs to Get You to sleep"
the squad solemnly donates $50 to her Kofi in his honor and moves onto the final battle.

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This show is an accurate portrayal of how artists are hopeless dumbasses and we need a producer type to bring us back to earth to get anything meaningful done and I’m here for it
ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before
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Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.
Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."
not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

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hello i should be asleep rn but i need to send this now in case i forget. i was asleep and in my dreams i saw a big ass video game collectible coin floating off the ground. and that's whatever but when i saw it i reflexively started to say "wahoo, coin," like not in the dream i actually started saying it and the sound of my own voice woke me up. i am shaken. do with this what you will, have a nice night
Sorry, I was astral projecting and beamed myself right into your brain. It will happen again
boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint
hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post