when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer
ojovivo
Sade Olutola
h

PR's Tumblrdome
sheepfilms
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosimo Galluzzi
YOU ARE THE REASON
Game of Thrones Daily
EXPECTATIONS
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell
cherry valley forever

Andulka

Discoholic 🪩

izzy's playlists!
Today's Document
RMH
Claire Keane
Sweet Seals For You, Always

seen from Canada

seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Australia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from China

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Japan

seen from United States
seen from Spain

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
@purpleisdebeste
when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
We need to start seriously treating the concepts of "obesity" and "weight loss" as a dangerous pseudoscience and I'm not kidding.
It's some shit that everyone thinks they can understand based on vibes but science just doesn't work that way. Real scientists have proved time and time again that it doesn't work how people assume. Many medical conditions where it's assumed weight is a "cause", something to blame the patient for, it's often actually a symptom.
Body size is based on so many individual possibilities. genetics, upbringing, wealth, what type of food you eat, what type of work you do, where you live, etc etc etc. it is impossible to control for all of these.
I was a child born to fat, impoverished, labourer parents, and I grew up doing farm labour, gaining muscle - I will never ever be thin. It's just how my body developed. And no matter how much weight I were to hypothetically lose, doctors would still push me to lose more. Family would push me to lose more. Society would push me to lose more. It will never ever ever be enough. You will never be thin enough, there is no bmi low enough to satisfy them, there is no "progress" that won't just make them pity or shame you even more. Your personal circumstances aren't important to a pseudo-scientific practice, the variables don't matter that much, it must be a one-size-fits-all solution.
Every weight loss pill, every low calorie shake or meal replacement, every weight watchers frozen meal, it all contributes to the pseudo-scientific cult of thinness. Every ad that says you're not good enough, it pushes you to drop your critical thinking skills. We have created a world where people think shitting themselves into thinness using potions with untested ingredients is healthier than having some fat on their bodies. But it's not! That's absurd! You're sending your body into a constant state of gastric shock!! And one day, when you get bored of eating tasteless nutrient paste and decide to eat something with some flavour in it, your body will react with a starvation response and store every little bit of fat that it can, because it's so used to being fucking starved. Which sends people into a panic response, buying up more pills and trying to crash-diet and lose their meagre protective layers.
Your body stores fat because that's your reserve energy. Fat is protective. I thank my body every day for storing so much energy for me, fuck knows I need it! That's your blubber!! You are a large mammal. Your body is designed to keep energy in reserve so you can sleep and stay warm and keep your brain alive. You should research the human metabolic process. You should research the cow metabolic process. You should research bear metabolic process. YOU NEED FAT!
And just like so many other pseudosciences, fatphobia and all that it entails is deeply rooted in racism and specifically antiblackness. It is not a mistake that the ozempic-chic era is coinciding with one of the biggest waves of open, globalised white supremacy we've seen in decades. Whiteness needs to perform & police whiteness constantly, maintaining appearances is THE way to stay part of the ingroup.
You must commit to removing yourself from that ingroup. Do not allow it a single toe in the door. A pseudoscience, no matter how comforting and easy to digest it may be, is not your friend. It is feeding you lie upon lie upon lie.
flower knight
the enemy drank water today. did you?
i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win
I ate a rotationberry and turned clockwise

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
wanted to better doodle how roadboys helmet works
an arcadey score attack type game like overcooked where when you get a high score it plays a gore video as a reward
like when you do well in a game it often plays some fanfare or a victory pose or whatnot, and what im suggesting is that it should instead smashcut to degloving
imagine huniepop but with gore instead of nudity
one of those "save the drowning king" mobile ads but it's like "if you dont solve this bejeweled puzzle then this poor man WONT be impaled 100 times and have all his bones broken :("
Need a dark military drama where the badass is always silently watching a recording of a woman saying "I love you" and kissing the screen. The squad thinks that's his wife or something.
In the 3rd act, badass dies, and the Lieutenant is like "We gotta let his girl know." And they open the video file and it's titled "ASMR 💋Girlfriend Kisses, I Love Yous, 3hrs to Get You to sleep"
the squad solemnly donates $50 to her Kofi in his honor and moves onto the final battle.
This show is an accurate portrayal of how artists are hopeless dumbasses and we need a producer type to bring us back to earth to get anything meaningful done and I’m here for it
ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before
tautological wordle answer
posts that make you open wordle
Oh boy better go try today’s wordle
WHAT THE FUCK

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
steps
Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.
Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."
not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone
hello i should be asleep rn but i need to send this now in case i forget. i was asleep and in my dreams i saw a big ass video game collectible coin floating off the ground. and that's whatever but when i saw it i reflexively started to say "wahoo, coin," like not in the dream i actually started saying it and the sound of my own voice woke me up. i am shaken. do with this what you will, have a nice night
Sorry, I was astral projecting and beamed myself right into your brain. It will happen again
boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint
hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
blinks at you. with my big ol’ eyes.
btw you can commission one of these here :> sneehoo
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM