Purple is the best and so am I!

executive dysfunction

think of a girl. now think of another girl. now think of another girl. now another. thats not enough. more. more. more girls. no thats not enough. more girls

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

summoning a demon to do your bidding but they are just so cartoonishly dogshit at the task you give them that the contract never gets fulfilled and now theyre just kinda living in your house

^ Scooby-Doo Meets The Boo Brothers, 1987

tumblr has like genuinely ingrained in me that the idea of being fat isn't just neutral but it's actually awesome and it's done more for my self-esteem than years of eating disorder treatment

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

there’s just no way there’s a tickle monster in umineko you’re making that up

i think everyone would majorly benefit from swapping "im just a girl" with "im literally nice"

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault