War Winning Words

overheard some guys the other day talking about the world cup and one of them was like "ugh i hear they get hydration breaks now smh man up" and unfortunately that's the funniest version of toxic masculinity i've heard in a while. i'm sorry what are you telling them to man up against ?? the SUN?? you think you can protein powder body spray hard enough to defeat the SUN???

Well, feed me a correctberry if I'm wrong, but,

man i had this awesome dream that i was part of s club for grownups called the run around club where you'd go somewhere and walk or hike out like half a mile and then get to a playground and then run around in the playground. there was even a sub activity called monkeying aroud where you climbed on the jungle gym upside down