And we call them miracles.

@esperantoauthor when the food doesn’t come to Tesla, Tesla comes to the food

mutuals put me in your fridge

Ok but I’d the second dude like…a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like… warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that’s a low, deep – far deeper than expected – warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.

I feel it needs to be further clarified that his voice is like warm caramel if warm caramel was still delicious but also haunted. A warm blanket knit from the fleece of an unnamed beast that roams wild lands where humans were not meant to tread. An ancient tree in a beautiful forest where you don’t want to linger after dark.

kpop fans watch this

i always reblog this. its too important not to

why am i crying?

Because antiblackness is real and now people have to come to terms it.

Anti black racism is global

This breaks my heart. Poor guy…

I’m so glad that he’s speaking out and influencing people to be considerate and you know, not racist.

for people who aren’t into kpop or korean media since a few months ago sam okyere has been dealing with a lot of korean backlash bc he spoke out about blackface that a bunch of highschoolers were doing. he was made to apologize he deleted his social media bc of all the shit he was getting. some people started a petition to get him deported. all because he said korea needs to educate itself on its racism and cultural appropriation. and people said he was attacking korea and bringing shame to the country and he should be grateful bc korea gave him a career and all this shit while commenting the most racist and stereotypical shit towards him and other black people. other high school classes even did more blackface and were tagging him in the posts. i haven’t been paying the closest attention to whats happened since but I used to see him a lot more in the stuff I was watching and on my tl than I do now so im guessing things are ongoing for him. so if you could support more videos of him speaking out about black lives matter and the racism in korea and what he dealt with when he started working there/what he still deals with now thatd be great. and if he does come back to social media follow him or like his posts. or if you could just send some positive thoughts and vibes his way because he really doesn’t deserve all the shit he’s been getting.

That’s the best crap i’ve heard in months

wheres that venn diagram chart of muppet names

this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it

you MEME miette? you meme her content like the rickroll?

Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.

I know I’ve talked about it before but it never ceases to amaze me that the city of Toronto created this labyrinthine series of underground walkways that stretch for kilometres under the heart of downtown and they called it the fucking PATH. like how much more ominous could that even be. It doesn’t even stand for anything it’s just the PATH, all caps. What fucking fae named this artisanal bakery maze.

@o-hybridity

THAT’S how you make lace??

In general textile arts are highly underated considering the amount of skill and time needed to execute pretty much anything.

I am always amazed by the  people that do this and somehow keep all those threads from tangling!

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

Okay but you know what this tells me? That this cat really loves its owners. Cuz like, cats mirror us when they like us. That’s why they hang out on laptops. They want to do what we do because that’s how they show affection. So this cat saw its human drink like that…and decided to do it too cuz but it’s hard so it keeps trying. That’s love.

a singular scuit. just one. 

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

Oof. This man gets it.

My friend has military health insurance through her husband. She has an avorian cyst that's causing her daily extreme pain and the insurance company won't let the doctors perform surgery on it until it gets go a certain size. She needs the surgery but she cant get it because the insurance says no.