mistyrocks

actually sports are awesome because if i told you there was a piece of fiction with a sports veteran who everyone is constantly comparing to his prime and wondering if he's about to retire and if we're all just watching a swan song and that by the way his nickname starting up was 'the kid' you would tell me it was too on the nose. and yet.

if i told you about a guy having to hide in an airport and then hunker down in a foreign country waiting for a visa after his former team tried to steal his passport to keep him from going to play in another league you would say what is this a spy movie. happened to my good friend evgeni malkin though.

THATS OUR FUCKING COACH OH GOD

I've said this before but sidcros' presence in the hrpf area of hockey is so fucking funny to me. fic about literally any guy anywhere and it'll be like 'oh yeah btw sidcros is also gay in case you were wondering'. it gets me every time

the thing about sidgeno is that it's the quintessential love story where somehow the laws of geography, international law, language and sports management all individualy and simultaneously worked together to make sure two people could meet and become fundamental parts of each other's lives. the thing about sidnate is that nathan mackinnon is living a kind of psychosexual horror drama previously unknown to mankind.

the thing about sidclaude is that sidney crosby and claude giroux tried to kill each other for real.

you know what’s better than 20 years together? 21

if sid doesnt take a letter does that mean he gets to cosplay as the hardworking forth liner just one of the guys hes always dreamed of?

I keep seeing articles titled things like “the penguins’ malkin dilemma” or “difficult evgeni malkin situation” like WHAT are you TALKING about. this is the situation: evgeni malkin asks for whatever he wants and you give it to him. simple