John's Artistic Blog

A journalist is now reporting that Mitch McConnell is officially BRAINDEAD,

and will not be coming back to torment us anymore!

Official confirmation has not been released.

An hour ago, White House advisor Laura Loomer tweeted out that “a high-level source close to the White House tells me ‘Mitch McConnell is officially brain dead. He’s not coming back.’”

This was quote-tweeted by the journalist who first published the story of McConnell’s cardiac arrest, Desirée Townsend, who confirmed these reports.

“I have heard the same thing from my sources for days. At this point, I am at the hospital for when they eventually decide to move cut him off of life support and move his body. His Capitol police detail is still here as of 3:39pm ET,” wrote Townsend on Twitter.

The fact that we have had no update on his health for THREE WEEKS is absolutely outrageous.

Mitch McConnell is a United States Senator, a very important one at that, who has been Weekend At Bernie-ing his job for far too long.

The process of replacing him needs to play out. It is believed the Republicans are deliberately concealing his condition in order to prevent a special election from being triggered, one in which notable Trump enemy Thomas Massie could run and split the red vote.

Few tears will be shed for McConnell, who blocked President Obama from filling a Supreme Court seat and is personally responsible for the complete lack of any meaningful legislation that would actually help the American people ever passing.

He served corporations, the pedoligarchy, and the Republican Party loyally while screwing over the rest of us every day of his misbegotten life.

The American people deserve transparency about their elected leaders. We need to know the truth about what’s going on in Kentucky!