Sambiguous

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

what’s crazy about being in your late 20s is that you’ve only been an adult for a decade and people are really out here believing your life is over

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

Gamer oppression. Reblog to oppress more gamers.

Then i brought up hot dogs he cooked that shit too