another reminder

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom

Okay there's so many good spells being cast in the notes but I think this is what Vice would want

"It's ok to disappoint people." has got to be MOST powerful, life changing advice I have ever heard.

If your gut reaction to this is "no it's not" I swear, I promise, that disappointing people, particularly disappointing people who have unrealistic, outdated, manipulative, or just plain wrong expectations of you, or versions of you in their head, is better than continually disappointing yourself. Signed, an inveterate people pleaser who FINALLY realized this and made my life almost immediately more authentic and fulfilling by acting upon it.

I swear to god my therapist is lurking on tumblr.

Even if you have NO interest in this movie... You should still click through to see the 2nd gif

hey guys remember when you were in school and you saw how adults treated you and your peers and you thought "man. when i grow up i'd never do this. i will never be the annoying old asshole talking about how different it was when i was a kid, when i clearly grew up in a different time. i will never blame the kids for things they can't control." do you remember that? haha me too. anyways can you guys stop making fun of "ipad babies" and start seeing children as people

As I say to my colleagues in public high schools, everything that has been taken from us has also been taken from them, only they don't know they've lost it and have even less power than we do to get it back.

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

STEVE SAID “TO THE END OF THE LINE” TOO!!! HE SAID IT TO BUCKY WHILE WILLING TO DIE BY HIS HANDS JUST ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT BUCKY MIGHT REMEMBER HIM!!!! STEVE LOVED HIM JUST AS FUCKING MUCH AS BUCKY DID HIM!!!!! THEIR LOVE IS NOT FUCKING UNREQUITED! STOP BUTCHERING THEIR FRIENDSHIP/RELATIONSHIP JUST BECAUSE OF SOME SHITTY CHOICE MADE BY STUPID HOMOPHOBIC GREEDY ASS MEN IN ENDGAME!!!!

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.