BDBDC!

Just had somebody legitimately tell me Michelle Obama is man because there aren't any pregnancy pictures of her on the internet. Yeah, we're not advancing as a species.

Yall might jump me, but I've been over Beyonka for a minute now. Like, not denying her bops at all. Just the Capitalist Kween teas are soooo....tired. Especially in this current economy. And no amount of cowboying or house music is gonna change that for me.

Yes Cardi, you're the drama. And you're also a Bird of the highest order. A man being some sort of gay or bi is NOT the worst allegation he can have, bffr.

Speaking of- If you're in a situationship right now, LEAVE. WALK AWAY. Life is too damn beautiful and short for any nigga of any gender to be confused about how they feel for you!!

"You have to be queer to understand Heated Rivalry!" We've all been in a tragic situationship, I promise you my nigga, it is not that deep.

I think yall cannot be normal about any show ever, and God forbid somebody dislike it.

I couldn't be in Keith's shoes during How Deep Is Your Love. I would've been lost my shit tbh. Wtfdym you kiss me, but it's not real. I will blow my shit smoove off right now.

If times get any tougher, I'm gonna start renting out my husband for basic acts of chivalry. Babyfather not paying child support? He'll beat his ass free of charge. Gotta walk home alone at night? He'll provide security. Tired of getting accosted at the gas station? He'll be there with a rock in a sock. Need a date to an event? He's got a suit on standby. Tired of carrying a bazillion groceries in one trip? He's got it covered.