Before Steven was born Amethyst used to sayĀ āfuckā all the time & so when he was a baby Greg had to sit her down and explain that she has to stop swearing around Steven because heās young & impressionable
So Amethyst is likeĀ ābut thatās my favourite word, when will be stop being young & impressionable so I can say it again??ā
And Greg is likeĀ āuhh I donāt know, 15 I guess? 15 is probably old enoughāĀ
āGot itā
flash forward to Stevenās fifteenth birthday and he is woken at dawn by Amethyst yellingĀ āwake the FUCK up Steven itās FUCKING TIMEā
& he spends the entire day losing his mind
Steven: w-whatās happening
Garnet: *deadpan* Amethyst just got her favourite word back
Amethyst: *running around the house* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Greg: whatās going on
Amethyst: you said once Steven was 15 I could say fuck again
Greg, who only hazily recalls the conversation in question: ā¦ā¦i DID?
Amethyst: *runs outside* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *distant sounds of spooked birds*
Pearl: Steven the *whispering* F-wordĀ is a bad word that Amethyst USED to say before-
Steven: I know what fuck means Pearl
Amethyst: *stopping dead in her tracks* WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??
Pearl: who taught you that word mister!!
Steven: um⦠Lars and Sadie⦠*mumbling* five years agoā¦
Amethyst: Iāve been denying myself my favourite word for FIVE YEARS for NOTHING??
Greg: uh even if he knows what it means itās still not really appropriate for you t-
Amethyst: *running outside* FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCK
Steven: ā¦
Greg: ā¦
Pearl: ā¦
Garnet: ā¦*quietly* fuck
Everyone else: O_O
Garnet: what. I missed it too
also Amethyst made a banner that says HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY STEVEN in very large writing
Connie: whatās going on
Steven: Amethyst is allowed to say fuck now
Connie: oh! are we all allowed to say fuck now??
Greg & Pearl in unison: NO!!
Peridot: whatās fuck























