Waste Your Youth, Count Your Years, Lose Yourself

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

one million more kitties have been deployed to earth

this site is gonna get deleted tonight. supposed to be secret. but now you know.

so if I set up a big projector screen in the back of a truck and drive out to Amish country to show cocomelon to the kids is that like unethical

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

I should be able to cause Ai generated ads harm

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

my writing gland is purple and swollen

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.