i need kerosene

I think I rather be punched in the face by Clarissa Shields weird ass than let Adam Sandler of all people officiate my fucking wedding. Money can’t buy taste

If a bump on ur tailbone hurts, don’t assume it’s just an in grown hair especially when it starts to hurt badly and spread. Get an ultrasound and if they don’t see anything. Get a second opinion in a day. Mine more than likely caused my seizure 😭

They ended up doing surgery to remove the infection from my tailbone. I feel a lot better now

So I had a seizure like I’m catching hell

You really have to starve these losers bc they want attention and engagement and why should you be the one to give it to them?

I hope I never meet anybody wearing meta glasses like I don’t consent to being apart of your tacky ass YouTube videos

Like him riding on Leonardo DiCaprio’s makes so much sense. Two freaks, one’s chopped, the other not, so he funnels girls and jobs to his ugly friend boooo

Why is Tobey McGuire always around 20 something year olds?

Like if Prince covered Girlfriend is Better or Psycho Killer that would’ve been very iconic and like David Byrne did I Would Die 4 U