laughing alone with pomeranians

If you want to make one of these for yourself my long, meandering, vaguely helpful tutorial can be found here!

i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all

gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

Once you've learned the spot the historical signposts, it's interesting how many "generically medieval" fantasy settings manage to miss the actual medieval period on both ends. They've got the Roman Empire rubbing shoulders with the German Renaissance, skipping directly from the year 500 to the year 1500 with nothing in between!

(The one consistent exception is, of course, the obligatory Vikings-with-the-serial-numbers-filed-off culture, who legitimately are medieval, but nobody they interact with is, so you've effectively got Vikings with time-travelling boats raiding both Roman-occupied England and Renaissance Italy.)

Speaking of medieval history, it's fun how the popular accounts are all "the peasantry disliked nobles, but typically loved the King and attributed any harmful decisions to bad advisors", and then the rare examples of surviving testimony from actual peasants are like "I hope the King literally explodes".

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

idgaf in a peaceful way