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Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

i wish dying didnt hurt everyone so much. im sorry. im so sorry.

you ever open a Bad Memory Box and it’s like bass boosted silence because no other human on earth would be able to relate to that specific Fucked Up Thing That Happened, so you can’t talk about the Completely Unrelatable Horrors but you really really want to

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i wish dying didnt hurt everyone so much. im sorry. im so sorry.

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