Vic Sage Is My Favorite Character, I Hate Him

Getting notes on this post is like …. Girls you might be in burnout. Sorry I can’t help. 😘 though

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

does anyone have the pokemon sun and moon(?) screenshot of dialogue options thats like 'i like something i can't mention!' 'i like bad things!'

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

I had a friend who died because he tried to do a backflip and never landed

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.