Vic Sage Is My Favorite Character, I Hate Him

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

I understand WHY, ethically and practically, you can't just keep whatever animal you want as a pet, but I also think that I, personally, should be allowed to adopt a colossal squid

Sounds like you want to be adopted by the colossal squid, not the other way around

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Hey, don't cry. Five thousand fanfic daydream scenarios inside your head about the super-obscure fictional character you've latched onto like an orphaned duckling, okay?

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

God Bless Our Troops

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes