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radfems go kill yourselves challenge

#i envy anyone who doesn't have to experience what's currently happening on my dash #they are all so fucking stupid

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ratsetflummi

it's slightly inconvenient how every single functionality you could possibly need is being crammed into smartphones these days

i mean, it's good i guess in the sense that you only need to carry one thing around with you

but i appear to be a dedicated device girly, which is to say that i struggle to switch to a different use of a device once i started using it for one thing

ratsetflummi

i have a million ebooks on my phone, but i haven't read a single one of them because in my brain my phone is the tumblr device. can't play video games or do my uni work on my pc because that's the youtube device

got a dedicated uni laptop and now i actually do uni work. got a dedicated ebook reader and now i'm actually reading

ratsetflummi

something as simple as a watch too. anytime i pull my phone out to check the time i inevitably end up checking tumblr for five minutes and once i put my phone away i have no idea what time it is. don't have that problem with a watch

ratsetflummi

it's slightly inconvenient how every single functionality you could possibly need is being crammed into smartphones these days

i mean, it's good i guess in the sense that you only need to carry one thing around with you

but i appear to be a dedicated device girly, which is to say that i struggle to switch to a different use of a device once i started using it for one thing

ratsetflummi

i have a million ebooks on my phone, but i haven't read a single one of them because in my brain my phone is the tumblr device. can't play video games or do my uni work on my pc because that's the youtube device

got a dedicated uni laptop and now i actually do uni work. got a dedicated ebook reader and now i'm actually reading

it's slightly inconvenient how every single functionality you could possibly need is being crammed into smartphones these days

i mean, it's good i guess in the sense that you only need to carry one thing around with you

but i appear to be a dedicated device girly, which is to say that i struggle to switch to a different use of a device once i started using it for one thing

i strongly believe that if someone sneaks up behind me while i'm cooking they are legally consenting to be whacked around the ears with whatever utensil I'm currently using

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mousepal

This websites like We gotta destroy capitalism We gotta end racism We gotta create Community. And then want to kill you for being loud outside.

hagiomoto

This website is a suburb

i know i said i would start reading the old kingdom. however, i could also just read all 40 legend of drizzt books again

pidgeydraws

thinking about Artemis and Drizzt

commission info/donation tip jar

i never really understood people who weren't into shipping getting mad at people who mostly talk about shipping

like, we are just playing toys in different ways, and that's okay

but now that i know that there's people who've only read the sellswords trilogy and only care about shipping entreri and jarlaxle i kind of get it

do you not care about jarlaxle being drizzt's weird uncle? or about how insane entreri is about drizzt? or about catti-brie going from being scared of entreri, to standing up to him, to reluctant allies, to absolutely terrifying him, to weird friends? or about entreri and drizzt and dahlia having a weird love triangle where they all hate each other?

i'm going insane just thinking about it, and now i need to go read the entire series again because it was so fucking good

#i'm deliberately keeping that list short and contained only to things that jartemis shippers might care about #but oh my god there is so much good shit here #legend of drizzt #disclaimer: i like jartemis too #but not so much that i forget that the rest of the series exists #and i'm not saying that all shippers are like that #but some are and i am a bit insane about it

lmao, what? i'd ask who coded that shit, but it seems like no actual human could be bothered to deal with it

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ratsetflummi

why do people keep calling joltik a spider

it's a tick

ratsetflummi

and like, yeah, a tick is an arachnid, but so are scorpions, and no one is calling skorupi a spider

and yeah, it evolves into a spider, but remoraid evolves into an ocotpus, but people still call that a fish

why do people keep calling joltik a spider

it's a tick

truelovevip-deactivated20190324

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

undeadcorvid

i misspelled 'Sexualwissenschaft' on that post GODDAMN IT

undeadcorvid

at least I used 2 f's instead of 1. i don't want to know what sexual wisdom is held by the sheep.

undeadcorvid

Sexualwissenschaft (sexual + knowledge + -ship/-hood) = the study of sex, sexology

Sexualwissenschaff (sexual + knowledge + to create) = a typo

Sexualwissenschaf (sexual + knowledge + sheep) = I feel like this is something you call someone who can't find the clitoris

junestrings

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

junestrings

you can make a little oasis right where you are, and it matters

headspace-hotel

every year of restoring native plants I see a great increase in the insect populations, and loads of new insects i never saw before (all of them harmless--the insects that are harmful or parasitic on humans are the main ones being unaffected by the decrease in insect populations)

(a large part of) the problem is Plant Sameness. we must restore plant diversity

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logan-supernova

This gave me a pit in my stomach. How could they possibly lay off one of their best talents? Fucking disgusting, I wish Bethesda never got bought out by Microslop. Between this and the PS6 being projected to be over one THOUSAND dollars for base model- gaming is seeing some dark times. It's been my dream to someday work at Bethesda or another AAA studio that makes games I love- but to see that every member of their team is so disposable makes me not want to do that.

logan-supernova

It just keeps getting worse Jesus Fucking Christ.

luxwing

GAMING NEWS !!

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