your friendly neighbourhood vampire

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

What's with all these kink blogs complaining that "18+" in bio doesn't count as having your age on there. Can't you count? Do you not know the big numbers?

Actually no I'll put this on main. This is stupid behaviour. In a kink blog context the only information you are entitled to and should care about is if someone is an adult. That's it. Mind your business.

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

Guards! They’ve translated my post! Throw them in the dungeon!

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part