your friendly neighbourhood vampire

I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts

What's with all these kink blogs complaining that "18+" in bio doesn't count as having your age on there. Can't you count? Do you not know the big numbers?

Actually no I'll put this on main. This is stupid behaviour. In a kink blog context the only information you are entitled to and should care about is if someone is an adult. That's it. Mind your business.

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

Guards! They’ve translated my post! Throw them in the dungeon!

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

LARRY IS DOING HIS BEST AND YOU WILL PUT RESPECT ON HIS NAME GOD DAMN YOU

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask