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radfems go kill yourselves challenge

#i envy anyone who doesn't have to experience what's currently happening on my dash #they are all so fucking stupid

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onecells

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

i hadn't listened to my favourite band's older songs (the ones i grew up with) in a good five to ten years, and as it turns out, they are still bangers, and listening to them still makes me happy

#jesus christ those songs are around 20 years old now

traincat

there's a lot of good reasons to read a lot of comics like "genuine enjoyment of the story and characters" and "appreciation for the art form" but by far the pettiest and most valid reason is so you'll know when people you don't like on the internet are lying.

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event

bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

calamaricarlo

I love this website so much

cinnamonghost

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innerchildabortionclinic

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

kropotkindersurprise

my friend competed in a Survivor knock-off reality tv contest on a tropical island, and he did exactly this. While everyone was scheming and forming cliques and voting strategically to get rid of the others, he just floated in the sea for weeks.

Weeks into the show they had to like, reintroduce him in the editing because he had just been absent from the show till then; "remember this guy? he's also still here". They started with 60 people or something, and he made it to the final 6, where he lost a balancing game.

It was very funny to watch the crappy show just to see my friend, because most episodes he just didnt feature at all. He didn't stress about winning the big prize or anything, he just treated it as a vacation where he got to chill out for two months and get paid for it. A real icon.

worst-roommates-ever

i think americans should have to put a banner above their post that says U.S. CENTRIC ADVICE/INFORMATION. i think political posts should clarify that they are giving protest/societal/class information relevant only to the USA i think i would like to stop getting halfway through a post with really good information and then realising it is not widespread advice and is only applicable in the united states of america

worst-roommates-ever

for the love of GOD can we PLEASE stop treating us-centric advice as applicable to the whole entire world. Please. beyond anything else, i do not think you guys understand how difficult it makes it for young people to interact with and learn information relevant to them.

at a certain point, treating us-american advice as universally applicable borders on misinformation. i am not saying that it is done maliciously, but it is dangerous at worst. i do not want younger people going around assuming that certain laws do/do not apply to them and getting in trouble because of it. i worry about what 'fundamental/constitutional/labour rights' are only legally defensible in the USA. i worry about kids who do not know yet to wonder where the advice is for, and take it as fact because a post that reads "EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS" begins with "EVERYONE".

worst-roommates-ever

okay yes all the tags are very very good points but i would like to point out the main reason i made this post, which is that

if you are non-american then it can be dangerous to hold beliefs about your rights that are only applicable in the US.

i am australian and i have seen young australians have completely us-american perceptions on the rights they hold (or do not hold) in regards to protest, police officers, self-defense, medical care, higher education, debt, and legal proceedings. i am not talking about "boooo americans" i am talking about the genuine danger it might present to have us-centric assumptions in high-stakes situations

(please do not chalk this up to 'if you don't do research then you are stupid'. i made this post with young people in mind. that being said i am willing to bet it also applies to others, ie those who are newer to non-local internet, older folks, or those escaping high-control environments.)

eroticcannibal

Even my hyper-aware-of-us-centrism child forgets what our emergency number is. It's so fucking bad. This is a household where we go out of our way to combat us centrism and it's still damaging them.

It's so hard to get across how damaging us centrism is and how it seeps its way into everything. Destroys your culture and contaminates everything it touches before you even notice. It's sickening. Its honestly mad how its among the biggest dangers i have to actively protect my child from. And it's not like their life is otherwise risk free yknow.

doveywovy

no matter how hard i try, nothing i write will ever be as fucked up as the stuff somebody who thinks they're creating a Wholesome AU with unexamined beliefs will make.

jerboaoa

couldn't leave this in the tags

today-tastes-like-honey

Friedrich Merz, looking at Germany's declining birthrate: "Unacceptable. We must cut parental leave down to 33% and prohibit people from switching to part-time work. That'll teach those lazy good for nothing no-child-having young people. That'll fix this economy."

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i have beef with the way uni is structured anyway

it's a shame i'm not studying anything related to education or that would absolutely be my bachelor's thesis

i want to read

i need to read the old kingdom trilogy and reread the drizzt series and now also reread the infinite and the divine

and i just do not have time

so many deadlines at uni and mandatory hours at work

it's still almost a month before i can start on any of that, and then it's not long befor uni starts up again

#why is there no lying face down on the floor emoji

fuckrozanov

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

parakeet

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

copperbadge

Okay I have lived with this ambiguity long enough.

THIS EMOJI:

Is it:

I am high fiving you over text

I am praying in a vaguely secular way for whatever you said to come true

I have my hands folded in front of me like I'm about to white person namaste

Some wildly unlikely other option

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

#things this is: some form of folded hands #things this is not: a high five #that would be the saddest looking high five i've ever seen

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Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

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sulking

mousidy

My hot take: it wouldnt be fatphobic to declare that you dont want to sleep with fat women bc sex is not political activism and bodies are not public resources

no this kind of thinking lets so much bigotry fly because people don't just declare things out loud for no reason, even if they happen to be true. like if you really just don't want to sleep with a particular minority group then what is your motivation for declaring this out loud? your reason is obviously not just "I have a fact about myself to share for no reason at all"

mousidy

you may have noticed that even if someone is flirting with you, they have not actually handed you a form to fill out to provide feedback on everything you think is unfuckable about them. you can literally just turn them down and spare them your bullshit

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