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radfems go kill yourselves challenge

#i envy anyone who doesn't have to experience what's currently happening on my dash #they are all so fucking stupid

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cumdumpstiel

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

prince4knights

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

twistcmyk

c-53

Please take my white ass to anor londo

shadowysiren

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

c-53

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

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thestuffedalligator

I used to think “soupçon” was a French word for crouton and I used it as the French word for crouton for a long time and nobody stopped me.

Soupçon actually means “suspicion” and the reason nobody called me out on this is because I would use the word to imply the idea of something sprinkled on top of something else ala croutons. If someone said, “A soupçon of homoeroticism,” I thought it meant “Someone sprinkled homoeroticism on this story like croutons on a delightful Caesar salad.”

I wrote multiple essays that used soupçon as a noun with this translation in mind and I got a degree and this haunts me.

There’s no point to this post, it’s just very important to me that you know that I can be quite stupid

finnglas

...OP I thought it meant like a soup ladle. Like a spoonful. I used it similarly. I was a professional editor for fiction presses for years. We are shaking hands about this.

ariaste

op ur fine you used it fine

#the guy with the soup ladle on the other hand...

asteroidtroglodyte

I do enjoy a good visual gag, and an old favorite of mine is “there is Math on a Board in the background that contextually makes no sense.” This broadly comes in 3 flavors I enjoy:

• the board is in front of a classroom, and the Math is waaay too advanced for whatever level of pupil these kids are supposed to be; like having the calculus integral in front of kindergartners, or relativistic physics in front of high schoolers.

• the board is in front of Criminals, who are Planning Something, and by all rights there ought to be no Math there to begin with. Like. You’re planning a Heist why do you have the Full Lagrangian on there. Are we taking a rocket to the bank.

• the characters are super-genius science fiction people. The Math is “Pi≈3.24” with an unlabeled pie chart.

#oh that's a joke?#i always thought they were just like... being lazy and reusing props/drawings

80scifi

if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif

doctorbutler

bluebandedagate-reblogs

luimnigh

I think the funnier conclusion is that Luke did mean to physically kick the guy, missed, and then used the force to cover his fuckup.

official statement: the government says we need to be transphobic, but don't really care to do that, so use whatever bathroom you want

illiterate redditors, smuggly for some reason: well, i'll just use whatever bathroom i want then!

uhh... yeah, that's what they told you to do?

#any time i get the impulse to look at reddit i regret it like three posts later

cloudabserk

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

cloudabserk

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

cloudabserk

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

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space-feminist

people who feel the need to chime in on posts about not supporting hp because of jkr with AND THE BOOKS ARE AWFUL AND HORRIBLY BIGOTED TOO are so completely missing the point it's insane. the content of harry potter does not MATTER!!!! if it was the most perfectly unproblematic piece of media ever it would still be supporting jkr and her bigotry and that would be enough of a reason not to support it!!!! all you're doing is continuing to treat harry potter as something worthy of discussion instead of trying to kill its cultural relevance!!!! you are not an ally and i do not trust you!!!!

space-feminist

good omens is by and large a very good book with positive messages but i stopped posting about it after the neil gaiman stuff came to light bc the quality of the content doesn't fucking matter when we're talking about materially supporting people who wield their power & influence to harm others

bunnyycocaine

ill do a whole lot more than just bite the bullet ill fuck the gun too

ratsetflummi

@eroticcannibal

sashayed

did not register this last line as "lo!" for a solid few seconds. maybe you didn't either

#feels really weird to see faust in english

chortlebot

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

clawcakes

PREV TRUTH NUKE

most-sane-classicist

He knows what's up

most-sane-classicist

GUYS STOP SAYING THIS IS ABOUT EPIC THE MUSICAL. NO. THIS IS ABOUT A DRUNKEN GATHERING AROUND A HEARTH.

#the truly fully grasp it you need to get lost at sea and do all of that shit yourself

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eroticcannibal

I am radically pro choice and have experience in abortion activism and that is why I know best. Anyway. Here's my hot take.

Most pro choicers are stupid and harming the cause.

Stop arguing about "is it a baby" "is it alive" "is it a person" "should it have rights" girliepop none of that matters. None of that is why abortion should be legal and accessible. A living baby person with full equal rights can still get aborted because no one has the right to someone else's body. And the fact so many of you don't get that leads to you tying yourself up in knots and outright LIE to win these pointless battles which do not help your point. Stop arguing on pro-lifers terms!

Like the amount of times I've seen people dying on the "it's not aliiiiiive! It's a clump of cells!" hill. I've actually done the talking with pro lifers. I've discussed with them why they think the way they do, and the fact you are LYING comes up a lot. I've had abortions myself. I've carried a pregnancy to term. I've seen the fetus perform the processes that qualify it as alive during ultrasounds. I've collected the early abortion remains from my underwear that did in fact look like a fucking baby. Not the "clumps" people claim for that point in gestation. And none of it fucking matters when it comes to right to abortion!

The right to your own fucking body is a rhetorical trump card. There is no valid argument against it. You don't need to lie, just use your brain.

galaxywarp

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