Soy una limpiaparabrisa

Food: matzo farfel kugel

Awkward swallowing motion causes tongue to press against hurty tooth

pain

Start coughing

Where the fuck did the acetaminophen go

Oh nice it's in my nose very good very good

It's not that far up my nose so maybe I can juuuuuust...

*tilts head back and starts swallowing*

Aw yea it's moving

Wait fuck it's not moving anymore

*remember you got two pipes in your neck*

fuck

Do what you always do when you have a problem of the medical variety and call the sister to ask her if you're dying

Sister says 1. It's 1am 2. It probably dissolved 3. If it was in the wrong pipe you would KNOW 4. Well actually how big is it 5. Hmm 6. No you wouldn't be able to talk if it was in the wrong pipe 7. Drink some milk 8. Oh you don't have any milk 9. Drink some oatmeal. Eat. Whatever. Its 1am

The Kossuth radio station and M1, Hungary’s main public television channel, had halted transmission by Tuesday afternoon, with the latter showing the message: “Public media should not lie. We are sorry for doing it for so long.

Food: zucchini pizza casserole

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* yes, I’ve had it and been sequestered

* yes I’ve had it but I haven’t been sequestered

* I’ve been called for it but I was never assigned to a trial

* I’ve never been called for jury duty (even though I’m eligible)

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I love you all

A very tiny percentage of creators go on to be famous, but that doesn’t mean that people don’t remember little things you did for years and years. Who came up with most of the world’s most famous jump rope rhymes? Who coined some of the famous idioms we use in daily speech? Who made up ‘Jingle Bells, Batman Smells?” Somehow, all of these things stuck and spread around.

When I was a small child, I saw a high school put on a production of the musical HONK. In one song, the mother duck describes various dangers that her baby should avoid in the water, including fishing line, which could strangle him. A member of the ensemble played the role of fishing line, doing a maniacal laugh and over-the-top strangling motions, and I found it hilarious– and to this day, that’s an example I often think of when talking about how ensemble members can still stand out in theatre. The guy who played the role might not even remember that he did that, but I do.

I took Suzuki violin lessons as a kid. The teacher made up lyrics to some of the songs, and she let her students make some up, too. Now whenever I hear the instrumental of one of those pieces, I always remember these ridiculous lyrics about a skunk that we sang in violin class. I don’t even know which student invented them!

In middle school, I found a video about atoms parodying Bill Nye made by some kids for a school product. It probably had less than 1,000 views, but I think of quotes from that video all the time. They had a parody of “We Will Rock You” with the chorus, “Protons, neutrons, electrons” that I think about a lot.