how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

yes this exactly

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

forcefem and forcemasc are OUT. we’re force-emoing tonight

reblog to make prev listen to my chemical romance and wear black ripped jeans and bad eyeliner. key word here is make. you WILL be emo

i was force-emo'd as a kid actually. when i was a young boy, my fa-

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

op are you a hobbit

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.