“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair

Really appreciate Andy Serkis exposing himself in a record streak lately. Intentionally making an Animal Farm movie as childish and cartoonish as possible so that the mere concept of unionizing and socialist ideas is laughable, AND you’re making a money-grab sequel to the hobbit that no one asked for while publicly saying you’re going to make it as racist as the white dude from the 30’s said it should be? I cannot wait for your career to end

The people on Pinterest that comment on fanart posts would be engulfed in flames if they ever wandered into Tumblr hunting grounds

Thorin took one look at Bilbo and knew he needed to make that hobbit hole a hobbit home

Went to a bar and asked for some of that gender fluid a friend told me about. They gave me head

Why do men keep directing movies that are about a woman’s story. Like what would you know

I love Bilbo baggins I wish short men were real

Big fan of the Lord of the Rings fandom because whenever the plot gets questionable the answer is usually something something Silmarillion

Content to know that if a piece of canon is written in the Silmarillion I will just never know what the hell Tolkien was up to

Very odd to be uncritical of anyone in public office

Now that’s a multitude I just don’t contain