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Shot from first-person perspective, from the cab of a blue tractor that is being slowly surrounded by a variety of brown, white, and black cows, while in a field of dirt.

Caption reads: Tried to dig out the pond because it dried up and the herd thinks i have hay.

Farmer: “So the cows think that I’m trying to deliver hay and I’m trying to deliver a Fucking Hole! God damnit! GET AWAY! NO! Oh my God, figure it out. Ladies! It’s like a zombie movie. I’m trying to DIG! There’s not anything! Stop!”

Cow: “Moo.”

Farmer: “What!?”

A different cow: “MOOO.”

Farmer: “There’s nothing! Oh my God it’s the entire herd.”

Farmer continues to speak as he drops the dirt in his tractor’s scoop onto the ground. The cows surround this too.

Farmer: “GUYS! Guys! It’s dirt! It’s dirt! It’s dirt! It’s not hay! Go find the other gr–”

The cows begin to smell the dirt pile.

Farmer: “It’s dirt! You know it’s dirt!”

Farmer zooms in on one brown and white cow in particular.

Farmer: “Y–Claire!”

Video cuts to cow rubbing its face on the dirt pile.

Farmer: “What. In. The. Absolute. Shit are you DOING!? What are ya doin’? What’s that about? It’s dirt!”

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in 2019 one of my girls came to me and said that her ex was threatening to leak her nudes. she played me his voicemail and I fucking laughed. homeboy left his full name and threat on a recorded message.

usually I’m not very supportive of the police if that’s not obvious (I made this decision based on the people involved and didn’t put anyone in danger) but in this situation I told her to call. she filed completely over the phone, never met with an officer and he never saw her face (she also said that he didn’t make any remarks or judgements on her which was important to her). that officer called the dumbass and told him that he was facing a felony in his state. basically, the dumbass wet himself and never contacted her again.

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