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I'm back. This is from before where I left off, but no one's been able to identify these sculptural teardrop dagger-like earrings on the fashion blogs, and I would rather start on a positive note (research) than straight back into Andy sabotaging everybody she know's jobs to anyone who will listen.

Luna de Sangre's Hecate earrings have a similar shape, as do these Lucy Farnsworth-inspired pendulum drop earrings, along with other examples of Victorian-era Etruscan revival amphora shaped earrings (not linking bc those are antiques, you'll have to search any time you want to buy something like this anyway).

The blue eyeshadow she has on in this scene is very Liza Minelli, I know people say Hathaway favors Judy, but this is Liza.

Then some movie CPR where no one is touching the patient's chest and no one calls 911 happens. I very much did laugh.

Andy in the big fucking Chanel boots. And her writer friend who is perpetually in a dusty ass Yankees cap with pens free-balling in his shirt, no pocket protector.

All of these are caricatures, semi accurate caricatures, and I get that the thesis is "private equity and tech bros are evil," but Jesus Christ.

Nigel has a beautiful tie pin, though. Lee Renée Peacock Pearl & Ruby. He also has an amazing, HUGE, GORGEOUS carnelian ring, which I saw a jeweler selling a replica of here. Let's focus on what's important.

I think it stands out more for being a movie about rich fashion people jetting around doing rich fashion people things, with a significantly larger footprint than those rich fashion people things in real life, but, like, nobody on the pop culture corners of the Internet can shut up about people like Taylor Swift and Law Roach while not questioning it for a second if they're entertained or if it's someone they like. They love to hate the artists rather than the people who sign their checks, but they still adore the spectacle.

A moment for the Dellaluna Louvre Abu Dhabi clutch, and the Jacquemus Pochette Rond Carré in python (saw this in early pics but I believe it was cut from the movie). Honorable mention to the Dolce & Gabbana Marlene shoulder bag in pony, and the Mercedes Mayback S-class Miranda used as a private car that apparently costs $250,000 fucking USD (not pictured).

I'm back. This is from before where I left off, but no one's been able to identify these sculptural teardrop dagger-like earrings on the fashion blogs, and I would rather start on a positive note (research) than straight back into Andy sabotaging everybody she know's jobs to anyone who will listen.

Luna de Sangre's Hecate earrings have a similar shape, as do these Lucy Farnsworth-inspired pendulum drop earrings, along with other examples of Victorian-era Etruscan revival amphora shaped earrings (not linking bc those are antiques, you'll have to search any time you want to buy something like this anyway).

The blue eyeshadow she has on in this scene is very Liza Minelli, I know people say Hathaway favors Judy, but this is Liza.

Then some movie CPR where no one is touching the patient's chest and no one calls 911 happens. I very much did laugh.

Andy in the big fucking Chanel boots. And her writer friend who is perpetually in a dusty ass Yankees cap with pens free-balling in his shirt, no pocket protector.

All of these are caricatures, semi accurate caricatures, and I get that the thesis is "private equity and tech bros are evil," but Jesus Christ.

Nigel has a beautiful tie pin, though. Lee Renée Peacock Pearl & Ruby. He also has an amazing, HUGE, GORGEOUS carnelian ring, which I saw a jeweler selling a replica of here. Let's focus on what's important.

I think it stands out more for being a movie about rich fashion people jetting around doing rich fashion people things, with a significantly larger footprint than those rich fashion people things in real life, but, like, nobody on the pop culture corners of the Internet can shut up about people like Taylor Swift and Law Roach while not questioning it for a second if they're entertained or if it's someone they like. They love to hate the artists rather than the people who sign their checks, but they still adore the spectacle.

I'm back. This is from before where I left off, but no one's been able to identify these sculptural teardrop dagger-like earrings on the fashion blogs, and I would rather start on a positive note (research) than straight back into Andy sabotaging everybody she know's jobs to anyone who will listen.

Luna de Sangre's Hecate earrings have a similar shape, as do these Lucy Farnsworth-inspired pendulum drop earrings, along with other examples of Victorian-era Etruscan revival amphora shaped earrings (not linking bc those are antiques, you'll have to search any time you want to buy something like this anyway).

The blue eyeshadow she has on in this scene is very Liza Minelli, I know people say Hathaway favors Judy, but this is Liza.

Then some movie CPR where no one is touching the patient's chest and no one calls 911 happens. I very much did laugh.

Andy in the big fucking Chanel boots. And her writer friend who is perpetually in a dusty ass Yankees cap with pens free-balling in his shirt, no pocket protector.

All of these are caricatures, semi accurate caricatures, and I get that the thesis is "private equity and tech bros are evil," but Jesus Christ.

Nigel has a beautiful tie pin, though. Lee Renée Peacock Pearl & Ruby. He also has an amazing, HUGE, GORGEOUS carnelian ring, which I saw a jeweler selling a replica of here. Let's focus on what's important.

I'm back. This is from before where I left off, but no one's been able to identify these sculptural teardrop dagger-like earrings on the fashion blogs, and I would rather start on a positive note (research) than straight back into Andy sabotaging everybody she know's jobs to anyone who will listen.

Luna de Sangre's Hecate earrings have a similar shape, as do these Lucy Farnsworth-inspired pendulum drop earrings, along with other examples of Victorian-era Etruscan revival amphora shaped earrings (not linking bc those are antiques, you'll have to search any time you want to buy something like this anyway).

The blue eyeshadow she has on in this scene is very Liza Minelli, I know people say Hathaway favors Judy, but this is Liza.

Then some movie CPR where no one is touching the patient's chest and no one calls 911 happens. I very much did laugh.

I have known of at least one person who has done this

and as I was stewing in that thought, we were introduced to the character of Jin Chao, and I immediately saw and grasped the complaints about her.

Miranda's very cool geometric bag, the Warp Hexella Accordion.

Andy's outfits get better in a quick montage, and for like 2 seconds you see she has a Chloé Bracelet Bag. give it to me!

of course, Lily's outfits are not as documented online most of the rest of the straight-size cast.

Andy is a dumb shithead, but that's unrelated to my other complaints except that in contrast with Lily's characterization, it's the sort of bullshit that pressures people to be "fixers" and "saviors" in real life to people who will take them for granted. Andy can't be written this stupid without a Lily to fret in the background and grease the gears of the plot devices for her.

I kind of want to be a bitch about Tomi Adeyemi having a cameo, but I suspect the non-disparagement clause that I am very sure is in her Paramount contract is kicking her while she's down far more than I ever could.

I have known of at least one person who has done this

and as I was stewing in that thought, we were introduced to the character of Jin Chao, and I immediately saw and grasped the complaints about her.

Miranda's very cool geometric bag, the Warp Hexella Accordion.

Andy's outfits get better in a quick montage, and for like 2 seconds you see she has a Chloé Bracelet Bag. give it to me!

of course, Lily's outfits are not as documented online most of the rest of the straight-size cast.

Andy is a dumb shithead, but that's unrelated to my other complaints except that in contrast with Lily's characterization, it's the sort of bullshit that pressures people to be "fixers" and "saviors" in real life to people who will take them for granted. Andy can't be written this stupid without a Lily to fret in the background and grease the gears of the plot devices for her.

I have known of at least one person who has done this

and as I was stewing in that thought, we were introduced to the character of Jin Chao, and I immediately saw and grasped the complaints about her.

Miranda's very cool geometric bag, the Warp Hexella Accordion.

Andy's outfits get better in a quick montage, and for like 2 seconds you see she has a Chloé Bracelet Bag. give it to me!