Things that make you go hmmm

Superhero Cape Socks - Don't have a cape lying around the house?  Then these caped superhero socks are the next best thing!

Transform into a human wrecking ball and bounce your way to social distancing victory, because nothing says "I need personal space" like a giant inflatable orb of chaos. Perfect for settling sibling rivalries or becoming the most aerodynamic person at the park.

The perfect keyboard for when your mid-gaming snack becomes a mid-keyboard disaster, allowing you to scrub away the evidence of your 2 AM taco session and start your next match with a fresh, citrusy scent.

The Moo Mixer - Makes the perfect glass of chocolate milk every time!

The ultimate handbook for anyone who realizes their cardio is terrible and their neighbors look a little too much like the walking dead. Learn how to turn your kitchen utensils into weapons and why a mall is actually the worst place to hide during the apocalypse.

Pin your thirst to the mat with this masked marvel of mixology that uses a high-flying headlock to defeat even the most stubborn bottle caps.

Because one floor of cake just isn't enough for your high-rise dessert ambitions, this three-story pastry tower allows your cupcakes to live their best penthouse lives before their inevitable disappearance.

The ultimate weapon for winter warfare that lets you bring a flurry of frost to a summer fight, ensuring your enemies are chilled to the bone and slightly damp.

Verily, a tale of a galaxy far, far away, told in the high tongue of the Bard; where "Luke, I am thy father" sounds much more like a mid-act soliloquy and every lightsaber duel is preceded by fourteen lines of iambic pentameter.

Light up your hallway and your nightmares with this LED Crystal Skull Doorknob, the only home accessory that says I love interior design and also possibly a dark ritual. Perfect for guests who weren't planning on staying long anyway.

10-Inch Glow in the Dark T-Rex

Full Body Sleeping Bag - Finally, a way to become a human burrito and hibernate through all your social obligations without ever having to change out of your pajamas.

Micro Luggage Scooter - Why walk when you can scoot?

The ultimate space-saving solution for siblings who want to experience the thrill of a high-stakes mountain climb every time they need a nap. Perfect for children who enjoy judging their siblings from a literal higher ground.

A table so clear, you'll forget it's there until you try to put your coffee down and accidentally create a floor puddle. Perfect for minimalist homes and people who enjoy the suspense of wondering if their furniture actually exists.

Here it is the authentic stormtrooper costume, sure it's expensive but it's worth every penny

The ultimate culinary mystery: a knife, inside a knife, inside a knife. It's the only cutlery set that requires a spinning top to figure out if you're actually awake or just dreaming about julienne carrots.