is lie, liar told you that

an “original character” is like a kind of brain parasite

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

Once he accepts the reality of it Shane literally loves being in love— You can talk to me about anything. You can talk to me in Russian, I want to make you feel better. Come to my front door. Come to my cottage. Let me figure out a plan to keep you. We’ll figure something else out, okay?

I literally love it so much that they both think the other one is the hottest person alive. Shane and Ilya both looking at each other and being so proud that they bagged a perfect 10. Both of them thinking that the other one is a trophy and being so proud that they won him. Their mutual obsession. I'm gonna fucking start biting people over this if I think about it too hard.

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

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