Twisty

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

there's always some fucker in the comments of every arfid/picky eating/etc post thts like "yes they are so valid but they do need to actively work to get more nutrients :)" how about i punch you in the stomach full force every time you act like people with food problems are stupid idiot children who just dont wanna eat their vegetables at dinner and we should just eat more foods and get over it. Wow i didn't realize it was that simpleee woww i never considered thatttt i never thought about the fact that my diet is fucked up because i can't eat fruits or vegetables wowww you seem like the kind of person who's tried to suck their own dick before

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

not allowed to smoke with people anymore because every time i exhale its deathblight