THERES NO I IN PRAWN

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yeah year of the artist! woo! i went in and changed/added some things to my commissions sheet, hopefully making it overall more comprehensible!

payment process can be discussed in dms, i take paypal only, and I'll be sure to update you consistently throughout the drawing process!

[Interlude: Tfue] Yo, Fightmarker, you eat fuckin' shit, dude

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[Verse 2: Baldi, Principal of the Thing (Melody Nosurname), & Newgrounds Artists (Dilly Scott)] I taught to a ginger kid, then I gave him some lessons Now his dumb ass is back to solve more of my questions Well this time, you may need a tutor Is the slap you're hearing now coming from my ruler? Oh, (Purchase this beat at ww.baldiojungle.com) oh, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Your shit's only hitting next to stalls Let go of each other's hands, No f*****s in the halls Fuck a school shooting, this will end even worse Stop digging in each other; When will you learn? Took one look at your site, man that shit was hell Tell Fulp me and my friends call "Newgrounds" something else Went through NinjaMuffin's favorites, and those ages don't add Hope your math's better than his when you're taking my class (BOOOOOOO!) Fine, I'll... change the subject Here's an easy quiz, there's no way you'd flunk it One and only question, what was the censored word That the Principal said in the sixth line of my verse?

[Interlude: Baldi, Boyfriend, Pico, Boyfriend & Pico] Umm... uhhh... uhhh... (Come on, what was it?) Uhh, fa***ts? WRONG Oh, I'm so fucked! (Wake up, Baldi)

[Verse 3: Pico & Oricadia] Who needs your math (Slatt, slatt) that nobody solves? (Slatt, slatt) Stacking these apples, (Slatt, slatt) I am Steve Jobs (GO PICO) I am Steve Jobs, (Slatt, slatt) I'm phoning that bitch (Slatt, slatt) I give her banana, (Slatt, slatt) and she do the splits (SHE LOVES IT PICO) All you did was call me gay, you hardly dissed (THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT) Nice NinjaMuffin bar now, you started it (FUCK HIM PICO) We know you a pedophile, you target kids (TRUE) (Slatt, slatt, slatt, slatt, slatt) And you bald as shit (BALD ASS BITCH) Money changed you (What?) the moment it came (Schyeah) We all saw the aftermath, priority changed (Changed, changed, changed, changed, changed) Been actin' bolder Like Granny didn't quickly send you back to shiny quarters (QUARTERS) Wheels are goin' slow, (Pico) the field trip's stoppin' Development time in endless mode, that's Indie Game problems (It's a problem) Came in a parody, came out your own, but you can't drop it The irony game's a played out joke, (Hahaha) wait I just got it!

[Bridge: It's A Bully (Dilly Scott) & Baldi] That shit was so opium (What?) That shit was so opium *ruler smack* Baldi, Baldi, Baldi Basics Failed all of my equations Quiz everybody walkin' A ginger soul's for the taking Baldi wants boing boing, some sloppy, some toppy Somebody come tug on my balls They make it clap with no hands Get out while you still can Can, can, can, caaaan- (You need to purchase Baldi-)

[Verse 4: Baldi (Light)] Spiky red, turtleneck, fought satanic kids-kids Funkin' shit was a hit, and now you exist-xist Run away, run away, meter never drains-drains You will regret hearing every sound you make-make I need more medicine, I don't want your herbs Take so much of it 'til it fucking hurts Take so much, like I'm savin' it for later I can touch the sky, Baldi on the elevatorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr SHUH! Distant memories, but for them the shots still ring A sympathy of screams silenced by your OSTs Life flashed before their eyes, knowing they weren't safe Never getting payback, just your monetary gain Coping with the loss, like you had any place Yelling the real victims were video games Empathy deficient, morality shattered Building sites off sights of disaster If parodying Columbine and tragedy's fair Tankman replacing you's Tiananmen Squa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

[Outro: Baldi] Well that was just wonderful...

[Verse 1: Jevil (Eddiefrb)] Let's play a game, a game that you know well Dear accountant, won't you join me for a number in a cell Let's call a spade a spade, it's my cue to dig a wallflower straight up to her digital roots And when I dig (When I dig) (When I dig) I'll never be out of grounds Chaos king, bullet clips I'll never be out of rounds I'll never be out of crowns If I clip, I'll never be out of bounds Get a grip, I'll never be out of bounce My, recruiting NPCs, what a player What a pity Gummigoo won't see you later, alligator Your fate is for Caine to take you and rеplace you and replay it day after day aftеr day and he'll never be out of clowns Travel 'cross the board with the broken keys to find me? Typing 'cross the board with the broken keys defined thee Got your head set on taking your headset off AR rendered you AFK, forget the desk job Like the chess's knight, let us fight, I'll take a swing Got the Devilsknife headed right to take your king Yet you play the pawn labelled Pomni, what a shame If you wish this vessel to be discarded, let's play a game

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[Verse 2: Pomni (garbageGothic)] Oh, geez, that's really not why I came Um, I'm sorry, but I've already forgotten your name Wait, where are we, the basement Were you brought here by Caine? I suppose it's for the best, you make Kaufmo look sane And you look dressed, I would guess, for a long snooze From the slippers and the nightcap to the honk shoes You think all your pantomiming's shifting the paradigm You aren't even part of your creator's grand design, it was Kantotynes I'm confused how Spamton ever dealt with your disruptions Did he hear "court jester" and assume it was instructions? He broke your heart[SHAPED OBJECT] You were all in, he was bluffing, and now he sleeps in garbage like you literally dumped him You're a loose clown Sticking to people you later bail on Ask the Lightners who donned keys you pinned the tail on Forget it, this is crazy, you are crazy, I don't care I just wanna find the exit, and it's not in f!$%#ing there

[Verse 3: Jevil (Eddiefrb), Pomni (garbageGothic)] Oh, come now, come now, won't you come down, come down You want freedom from your prison, you're in luck now, young clown Metamorphosis begins within this chaos, chaos Grow yourself a pair of wings and then you'll take off, take off Why it's just a simple numbers game Not some weird hypnosis? You and me, shark-to-shark Maybe if it's Go Fish I don't know Don't be shy, let's have a lark Pomni, you may have forgotten, but I'm with you in the dark

[Interlude: Jevil (Eddiefrb), Pomni (garbageGothic)] Hello? Oh, what a glee, glee A new beauty is joying in my heart Jevil, what is this, what’s going on? My dear, it’s a game, game It has always been a game You have pathed the route you chose to be true Such has brought about great chaos, chaos, but O, in reciprocity You’ve become free, free, welcome home, Pomni

[Verse 4: Jevil (Eddiefrb)] This is your fight You just woke up as a child of the light Witnessed your pilot take off in the sky Down came you tumbling, taking my flight Be free (Hee Hee) I can do anything, you can do fine Ragging on Ragatha, left her to die Vision of Kaufmo, the blindest of eye Strange as it may, weird as it swirls, truth remains hiding inside of these bars Notice the world is revolving around you In midst of this system, you shine as a star Roar in the dead of night, roar in the debt of Knight Now we shall frolic and play without fear Thought you were dreaming You thought you were dreaming and soon you’ll be sleeping for 100 years The level is just too advanced, so ante up, give me your hands, hands Cold as my wrist at a glance My diamonds, my diamonds, are doing the digital dance 25? Don’t get me started I can assure you this won’t be the last time you’re carded Breaking the collision of every obstacle When we’re together, then anything’s possible Come one, come all, be sure to greet The bedraggled ballyhoo of circus freaks Once you step in the Barnum, you’re cooped up You’re the latest attraction here, new stuff You tried shooting your shot with the bunny but sputtered Now you hold your breath as he shows his true colours Like Jax, I’ve pushed all your buttons, you’re trapped You’re starting, You’re starting from Scratch

[Verse 5: Pomni (garbageGothic)] I’ve been stuck waiting here day after day after day, and I pray there’s a way to recover I’m going crazy and dissociating; guess I’ll be escaping one way or another Hop off your high horse, you think the world is revolving around you, we know it’s a lie You are not free and you’re not a free thinker, you’re out of your mind if we’re out in your mind They used the hole to Hold ‘Em from the King Now you’re just role-playing that you’re in paradise I guess the big house really always wins With all your maddening babbling happening Seam used their magic to cast you aside Sanity smashed to bits after the gavel hit, not even Malius could help those shattered crystals recombine When it comes to you unholy basement dwellers Even the Angel had better manors You make as much sense as Orbsman Honestly, I just pretend to answer, ‘cuz this card has been marked as a proper clown That’s why you and your hair had a falling out You got sold out by your buddy selling wares Good luck sleeping now without your teddy bear You’ve been forgotten since 2018 Window dressing up Chapter 1 for Halloween, 'cuz you had your lorekeeper Mantle taken up and were used up as soon as Ramb became the plug This is no trapeze This is entrapment You don’t help Lightners, you just refract them This is the backend, we’re a distraction I’m an abstraction