Senator Onahole

ban men's sports i have seen enough

needing to shit at the club is so embarrassing…like girl people need to do ketamine here…

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of in in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake