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anarqueeen

Evil macklemore (mackleless) song about buying brand new shit you don't need called Gift Shop

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

i spend your granddad's cash

i'm buying drop ship trash

#macklemore #mackleless

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arlo-maintenanceman

I got curious and looked into the ‘you can only have sex one day of the year’ movie more and holy shit

for those not as invested in this shit as I am, the movie ends with the protagonists not having sex and deciding people who like having sex are shallow and weird. Yknow. Agreeing with the facist government banning them from having sex.

If you think about it for more than a second, yes it is.

#evil

humiliationvictim

Hello everyone, I am humilationvictim's mother. it is with a heavy heart that i inform you my daughter took her own life this evening due to the cyberbullying on this platform. what did you all think of her? did you like her or have a crush on her? tbh or rate /10?

#cyberbullying #10/10

garaks-padded-cell

INTERNET ADS ARE CURRENTLY REALLY INTO PEDDLING MORMON SHIT TO ME. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THE MORE THEY TRY TO MAKE ME MORMON THE LESS MORMON I GET. I AM BECOMING A MORMON BLACK HOLE

garaks-padded-cell

FYYYOOOOOOOOGGHJMMMMMMMmGHHHHGGM RUMBLE RUMBLE

#IM SO GLAD i FOUND YOU #GARAKS PADDED BRA

hangsawoman

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

#therapy #absolute reality

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captain-price-returns

aw mannnn

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

#pikmin

Is Rafiki from the Lion King a hear me out or am I not alone on that one

x

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fidelcostco

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

fidelcostco

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

fidelcostco

oh this is my post

#stress #shadows #monster fucker

taraxippos

Pjackk url held and actively used by someone who's not even funny with it is the bad ending but in a meta sense it's a fitting trajectory for pjackk's corpse so carry on

taraxippos

It’s like watching the corpse of an old friend being piloted by a mind control parasite except the mind control parasite is not genre conscious enough either be convincing but just a little off or to be obviously false in horrific ways, rather just kinda half-assedly toying with the corpse and doesn’t even really want it that much, which is a deeply appropriate outcome for Pjackk’s continuing desecration

#pjackk

lunnefisk

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

sylvansylvain

Harry: Kim, what's following that kid?

Kim: ...

Harry: What?

Kim: What are you talking about?

Inland Empire [80%]

Looks like you're the only one who can see it.

Harry: The... bone monster?

Kim: The bone monster.

Harry: Yes. The bone monster.

rockergiirl

THE BONE MONSTER - As you approach it grins, watching you watching it.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - "Good morning officers."

YOU - Continue looking at the bone monster.

THE BONE MONSTER - It tilts its head to the side quizzically at you.

YOU - Tilt your head in response.

THE BONE MONSTER - It begins leering over you, grinning even harder.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - The kid turns towards you.

PERCEPTION [LEGENDARY: SUCCESS] - For a moment he looked at the bone monster, and then to you.

THE BONE MONSTER'S KID - "Is there a problem, officers?"

KIM - "You will have to forgive my partner, he has quite an active imagination."

THE BONE MONSTER - "You hear that? I'm just a part of your imagination."

INLAND EMPIRE - I don't think he's a part of your imagination.

meow-moment

This man... He can see Ryuk? But how? The only explanation is that he touched my Death Note, but I've had it with me all day! Did he sneak into my room last night while I was asleep? But, all my security measures were intact... And he seems confused, is he putting on an act? Let me see if I can...

"Pardon me officer, I don't think I caught your name?"

"Uh, well that's the thing, I, uh, don't actually remember it at the moment."

Damn him! He knows I need a name to kill, and now he's taunting me! He can see Ryuk, too, so one wrong move could end me! I might have to make the eye deal at this point...

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LOGIC [Medium, failure]: This bone monster is obviously Kira. You are fucked.

Try to make Kim see the bone monster. [Suggestion, Legendary]

Attempt to arrest the bone monster.

Put yourself between the bone monster and Light.

Ask Light for some money.

Try to play it off as a joke and leave quickly. [Composure, Formidable]

#disco elysium #death note

helloer

i will forever treasure this omegle interaction

#omegle #sainthood

tpwrtrmnky

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

duchessvongooseberg

🗣️ 📢 ‼️

#transgender

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daggerdoggy

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

daggerdoggy

do not forget this

#my wound

valtsv

been reblogging more from you lately, which may be a sign of my declining mental health. c'est la vie

what could they possibly mean by this

#mental health

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