Senator Onahole

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of in in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

absolute fucking cinema. i'm so proud of you all

such a good reaction image

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

I love when people criticize tiktok and then the notes are full of people like "ok but tumblr is just as bad" no bitch it isn't. imagine if popularity was determined by how hot you are. imagine how much that would suck. not for me of course i'd rock that shit but imagine it for you guys

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body