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kaijuyuri

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

kaijuyuri

my proof

#cats

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dogpuppy

#CAT #SURVIVAL

parkchanwoohoo

#9/11

depsidase

#aliens

themysteriousmurasamecastle

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

#pjackk

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inzergue

#ai #slop #google

monsters and aliens are all real but they look like cheap 3d so no one believes you when you see them

#oc #monsters

momo ayase is hot cheetohs girl...

#dan da dan

melodies-stereo

smh why is there no britts-galaxy-brain that harasses exclusively trans men instead of trans women... tch, just another example of transmasc invisibility

#transmisogyny #lmfao

failfemme

work taking away my precious hours…… #my hours 😩

#work #my hours

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fritolaycorporation

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

#frito lay #murder

toskarin

I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

#killing #nostalgia

lady-viccy

the sneaky dog gets the midnight noodles

#dog #noodles

loveridden1999

ban men's sports i have seen enough

#sports

luetta

abortion clicker early game : you click the belly 50 times in order to perform one abortion. this lets you buy a doctor who performs 0.1 abortions a second.

abortion clicker mid game: you own hundreds of clinics as well as think-tanks which dismantle sex ed courses as well as politicians which strengthen pro choice institutions

abortion clicker late game: the solar system’s resources have been stripped to build a dyson sphere which incubates trillions of humans for the sole purpose of performing abortions on them. once we achieve hyperspace travel, other stars will power superintelligent machines which will simulate octillions of abortion a second

spel16

#abortion clicker

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trans-girl-nausicaa

i think it would be funny if we renamed guns in general like you’re not allowed to call them “guns” or “firearms” you have to call them something dorky like “velocity inducer” or “projectile sender.”

similarly new models of guns would not be allowed to have intimidating alphanumeric names like p365 or sig m17 or g45 gen 6. no they’re gonna be called bland names like Steven and Charles and Loretta.

this would be part of an overall effort to make guns seem uncool. all guns would stay legal but we would be banning custom cerakote jobs, especially the ones that make your gun look like an american flag. also no more custom rear slide plates OF ANY KIND on glocks.

#guns #projectile sender #velocity inducer

lilyblisslys

needing to shit at the club is so embarrassing…like girl people need to do ketamine here…

#so considerate...#but the coke girls are shitting #trust #drugs

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