G steht für Gönnjamin

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

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all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

I adore this.

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle