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Hey there! I’m Wocky, in my 30s and from Germany. I mainly reblog funny things.

I don't like DMs and probably won't answer, especially if I don't know you.

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firelordes

my favorite genre of character is icarian sunshine boys who inherited their hearts from the mothers they look like.

alongtidesoflight

this isn't a bug he just can't drive stick

#this actually looks more like someone who can't drive automatic #if you can't drive manual you will not be able to move the car at all #as is the bane of every single beginner driver in Germany :)

csny

thesituation

roadhogsbigbelly

Sorry to be a "let people enjoy things" guy but is this not a bizarrely corny way to talk about art?

#skill and perspective issue #my OCs stories are for a select few

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laserwalnut

Strong as fuck ice piggy

faulsimon

how do you feel about your hometown

love it/never wanna leave (still live there)

mid/whatever (still live there)

hate it (still live there)

love it/miss it (don't live there)

mid/whatever (don't live there)

hate it/good riddance (don't live there)

im bald

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saw a post that made me wonder this. please tag with your thoughts im curious!!

#I look less autistic and weird up north #I also miss the dialect lol #and being able to bike everywhere #and the short distance to the sea #and the fact that it actually rains (it hasn't rained here in weeks and I'm worried)

hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

kowai-kabuki-tanuki

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

hiveswap

It took them two tries to ban it?

kvotheunkvothe

#I'm not even asleep and I got a heartattack

nbarpf

One of my all-time favorites

vicholas

The fact that after the United States the countries with most mormons are Mexico, Brazil, Philippines, Peru and Chile makes me want to scream. Kill all missionaries now.

vicholas

Yeah, there are more mormons in Latin America in sheer numbers, but Oceania has bigger percentage per population. Tonga, Kiribati, both Samoas, Marshall Islands and Tahiti all have big percentages of mormon population. Kill all missionaries now.

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chaumas-deactivated20240115

I hate when you catch yourself having a thought that hints at deeper insanities than previously imagined

arashinyo

Cuties.

#what the fuck sleeper Agent activation

susanoois

and the most romantic line of aot

#in hell ❤️#the let's meet again in hell line cracked me up bc I didn't expect this level of selfawareness during the resolution talk #we love kings who suck but also are victims of the circumstances but also take responsibility for their actions

comikbook

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

womanguy

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

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aminta

why am i so haunted

sorry hold on i couldnt find the gif I wanted but I found this one instead, why is he so cunty?

frankenfran

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

dappergamelord

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this

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