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Hey there! I’m Wocky, in my 30s and from Germany. I mainly reblog funny things.

I don't like DMs and probably won't answer, especially if I don't know you.

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wizardarchetypes

getting my labs done today i was thinking about years ago when i went to the doctor and i was like 'i've been to another doctor already but he wouldn't listen to me. something's wrong. i've never been this tired in all my life. i know i'm in college and i know i have depression but this is different. please you have to try something.'

so the doctor (back then) ordered labs and it turned out my vitamin d level was like 5 or 7 and i've never seen a doctor so elated about lab results in my entire life. she said, 'it's never. vitamin d. but it is this time. we can fix this. you're going to feel better.'

she was literally like

#op you're living the Tumblr dream of requiring the vitamin

batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

cloevr

its just insane that really rich people just look this fucking stupid all the time. what is anyone doing anymore

blackjame

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girlhorse

my pet seaweed

mrhealyourgirl

I thought you threw a Playstation 2 controller into the sea

edwardbateman

this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

deadpan-snarkeet

I wish this necklace was the real deal.

wh

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Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

synchros

we need to bully that wizard more, I will NOT let him forget about that copy of A Wizard's Folly tucked under his bed

#gw2

2colde

how having to do work at your job feels

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thepiperatthegatesofdawn1967

at least the colour green exists

demilypyro

guooey

Hehe :)

itsgotgills

It’s impossible to convince everyone to retroactively use the tag system properly but as a fix-it I’m going to start tagging all my non-crossover Iron Lung posts with #just blood if anyone wants to join me?

(no hate to hail mary but the shipping has eaten the smaller fandom alive & it’s legitimately impossible to search for anything else atp)

itsgotgills

what a great idea!

beanswithbones

what PHM fans see

what iron lung fans see

BROWSER ADDONS MADE TO HID FILTERD POSTS WILL CUASE YOUR SHIT TO LAG SO HARD BCS OF THIS!!! THUS WHY WE HAD TO MAKE A NEW ADDON TAG!!!

divviren

catasters

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