G steht für Gönnjamin

Me when i ban the Haitian team uniforms for veing too political but then i pull this shit

Was this before or after the IOF literally killed the entire team

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

are we sure this isn't larry playing the long game?

They're just feeding politicians to shelter cat.

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

so many people have inspired me to be nothing like them