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Hey there! I’m Wocky, in my 30s and from Germany. I mainly reblog funny things.

I don't like DMs and probably won't answer, especially if I don't know you.

#dont mind me this is just my pinned post

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lexsreadingcorner

So many people hate their own body so much and are so casually fatphobia toward themself and the thing is, when you're not, when you've healed yourself enough that you can look at yourself and say "my body is just a body that does body things" it becomes nearly impossible to be around people who openly hate their bodies. It feels like they're flinging their muck all over you, and you gotta shake yourself out so it doesn't stick. And misery really does love company. They'll talk about how fat they are and how they can't eat this or that or wear certain clothes or cut their hair short, and they want you to lament with them. And you gotta not, okay? You gotta not. You gotta walk away from that shit.

And you HAVE to pay attention to the things you say about your own body in front of other people, lest you become the person flinging your muck onto others.

#my mom 🫩#she learned this behavior from celeb social Media #I never understood

liittlecreatures1985

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

fidgetspringer-art

'I was born sick, but I love it'

mosslingg

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

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barbreypilled

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

creativespark

Oat Montien

damndorothea

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

#it's 6 am #I got up to close all my windows and roll down my blinds #bc it's gonna be hot #I now want to sleep some more

a-book-of-creatures

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

charlesoberonn

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

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creekfiend

I got an acupressure mat at my PT's suggestion and I laid it on the floor in preparation to use it and Every Dog immediately went over and walked across it AS I DESPERATELY TRIED AND TO DISSAUDE THEM and then went YELP YELP YELP and then KEPT TRYING TO WALK ON IT AGAIN

just as I shooed Glimmer away Ella stomped over and then screamed. and tried to keep stomping and I had to lift her off

GODDAMNIT TREE TRUNKS

creekfiend

Ship finally shut them out of the room and now they're scratching at the door like "let us back in we want to step on the Bad Mat"

chaumas-deactivated20240115

I feel so bad it’s so sad but I can’t stop laughing because it’s Exactly like watching NPCs in a video game walk into lava

creekfiend

LET US IN. WE WANT TO STEP ON THE 10,000 PRECISION SPIKES

creekfiend

it was like all of them just kept taking turns doing CONCEPTUALIZATION (EASY): FAILURE rolls over and over. it was so over the top farcical. we’d shoo one dog off the mat and comfort her and then when we turned around there’d be another dog standing on the mat whimpering

girlmostlikely

brbjellyfishing

and how do you know what that sounds like

assassinregrets

iamheavymeta-lll

kangarookawaii

shwoing of her grub

#hergrub

idealcat-deactivated20181202

vonnebenan

As somebody whose name contains an Umlaut, it always makes me mad when Americans people who don’t use a German keyboard layout just leave out the dots. That is not my name. :(

correct: ä = ae ö = oe ü = ue (and ß = ss)

INCORRECT: ä = a ö = o ü = u

Leaving out the dots can actually change the meaning of words. Examples:

schwül: muggy, sticky schwul: gay [homosexual] ächten: to outlaw achten: to regard/respect sb./sth. schön: beautiful schon: already, yet

Respect the Umlaute :(

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beemovieerotica

#average asmr video

kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#cucumber #arugula #green onion #onion #lettuce #it was all in the same dish so lol

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