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so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

i grew up playing backyard soccer on the pc as a child in the early 2000s where boys and girls would play on the same team and against each other and you're telling me that's still an unrealistic fantasy that can't happen in real life?

Did you know America has a women's only national football league? But instead of wearing full body protection like the men in the NFL do they're forced to play in lingerie and are not allowed to wear anything underneath.

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

i bite you?

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i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

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it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

i think you can be 40 and have a coming of age narrative