G steht für Gönnjamin

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

Nobody gaf about your eggs if you dont lay an egg with a dope pattern

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.