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Hey there! I’m Wocky, in my 30s and from Germany. I mainly reblog funny things.

I don't like DMs and probably won't answer, especially if I don't know you.

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systlin

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

systlin

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

systlin

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

#this advice doesn't apply to all countries btw #it depends on your local standards #my dishwasher is only connected to the cold water pipe as is the norm

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sadclowncentral

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

kluoart

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cuppydogshane

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

#so true

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

briwhosaysni

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

fulltransmetalgenderist

why haven't we figured out what causes this incredibly common thing?

"it mainly affects women"

Ah

#not all of the reason surely but it makes you hmmm #anyways I'm suffering from canker sores AGAIN

spindle-and-nima

Huge fan of his lack of a thought process

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cheaphalloweencostume

the weapons of mass destruction were actually great but do my kids really need to know about boobies

#any kid who can sit through that movie deserves to see boobs #the movie is 3 fucking hours long and not fast paced or action heavy

phantomrose96

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

punkedupfae

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

#raf

infectiouspiss

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

reisplaetzchen-deactivated20190

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