G steht für Gönnjamin

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

you can sleep like shit to increase your meow score

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

i grew up playing backyard soccer on the pc as a child in the early 2000s where boys and girls would play on the same team and against each other and you're telling me that's still an unrealistic fantasy that can't happen in real life?

Did you know America has a women's only national football league? But instead of wearing full body protection like the men in the NFL do they're forced to play in lingerie and are not allowed to wear anything underneath.

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it