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Hey there! I’m Wocky, in my 30s and from Germany. I mainly reblog funny things.
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shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
trying on a metaphor
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we're not kids anymore.

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Hey There
Hey there! I’m Wocky, in my 30s and from Germany. I mainly reblog funny things.
I don't like DMs and probably won't answer, especially if I don't know you.

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really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species
BAFFLINGLY SPOT ON COMPARISON.
there's this phenomenon i've noticed on youtube which i dub "man math" which is when men STEM-ify hobbies/activities/art forms in order to make them more masculine. it's very noticeable in the cooking video sphere where there's an endless stream of videos made by men along the lines of "the SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN best way to cook an egg" (and dgmw, i watch them and find them helpful, but the observation stands), but i notice it also in the way men approach ceramics (a lot of focus on mold-making and slip-casting to perfection, basically reinventing one man mass-production rather than play and discovery), tailoring/sewing/knitting/textile art, gardening and other nature-oriented hobbies, interior decor, furniture making and woodworking, journaling/planning/productivity, even drawing and painting, there's always some man math angle to it that although interesting it often strikes me as some sort of overcompensation to move away from the inherent vulnerability that comes with art making and once you notice it it's literally everywhere
“Recently, my son said to me after seeing a ballet on television: ‘It’s beautiful, but I don’t like it.’ And I thought, Are many grown-ups capable of such a distinction? It’s beautiful, but I don’t like it. Usually, our grown-up thinking is more along the lines of: I don’t like it, so it’s not beautiful. What would it mean to separate those two impressions for art making and for art criticism?”
— “59. it’s beautiful, but I don’t like it” from 100 essays I don’t have time to write: on umbrellas and sword fights, parades and dogs, fire alarms, children, and theater, sarah ruhl (via likeniobe)
nobody coughs up blood dramatically into their handkerchiefs anymore

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@sinnsenke couldn't leave this in the tags
If given the chance to change your height, would you want to
(4'11" or under) be taller
(4'11" or under) be shorter
(4'11" or under) stay the same
(5' - 5'7") be taller
(5' - 5'7") be shorter
(5' - 5'7") stay the same
(5'8" - 6'2") be taller
(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter
(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same
(6'3 or more) be taller
(6'3 or more) be shorter
(6'3 or more) stay the same
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an what if i dont give a fantastic fuck

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Ideas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drink
Ideas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eat
Ideas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racism
Ideas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello World
Ideas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them
Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?
Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of goo
Ideas in the 2020s: What if there was a website where you could talk to Pepsi
obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.
funny how this reverses when they're older
you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

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We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.
Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky
Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*
You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.
*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.
do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Yes
No
My friend, the oldest living human being is 116. It is mathematically impossible for anyone over the age of 29 to answer yes to this, and pretty unlikely past early 20s. That's not "fucking ancient" lol