Ash | 28
Some could say I’m a taaaad 🤏 bit of a theatrical nuisance at times but it’s all in good fun, honest 😔
Nonetheless, enjoy your stay and hopefully you’ll find some posts you like 👍 CIAO CIAO

#extradirty
todays bird
Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Cosmic Funnies

Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast

roma★
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor

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Misplaced Lens Cap

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Ash | 28
Some could say I’m a taaaad 🤏 bit of a theatrical nuisance at times but it’s all in good fun, honest 😔
Nonetheless, enjoy your stay and hopefully you’ll find some posts you like 👍 CIAO CIAO

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Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater | ▶ dev. Konami [Honestly, when did you start reading magazines like that?]
i love ocelot. he's so dramatic even for mgs characters. he can't just walk into a room he has to announce himself while doing 200 flippy gay hand motions between every sentence & juggling like 9 pistols. he has so little stake in whatever side he's on because he's living out his own tragic narusasu yaoi love story as the protagonist while metal gear solid is just kind of happening around him. he ages like butter
Are clowns patriotic
I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

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major ocelot……………
This is their foreplay (Delta vers.)
Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.
honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard. i'm stealing this
WIZARD TIP: They will run out of swords eventually.
They. They forgor
They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.
this is a fucking futurama bit

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I just ate one
You can lie when you name things
>Be me
>At work
>Pooping on company time #hellyeah
>Scrolling tumblr
>#FurryMpregPorn #hellyeah
>Drop phone
>It lands on the ground in between my stall and the stall next to me
>Face up
>The last post I was looking at is on it
>(#FurryMpregPorn) (#ohno)
>The stall next to me
>Is occupied
>(#FurryMpregPorn) (#fullknot)
>Immediately scramble to pick up and/or destroy phone
>In my haste I knock it closer to the other occupant
>No longer able to reach it
>(#FurryMpregPorn) (#faceup)
>Silence and stillness for 8,000 years
>The other occupant wordlessly kicks my phone back over to me
>(#FurryMpregPorn) (#myscreentimeoutis10minutes)
>I stay in the bathroom for an additional 20 minutes to make sure the other person never sees my face or other identifiable features
>Write this post
>I'm still in here
"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"
can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime
This was totally a date. You cannot tell me that this wasn’t a date (at least from Billy’s perspective)
IMPORTANT FEELINGS?!!
He loves us. He literally loves us so much.
The fact that he feels so comfortable around us that he wants to share every bit of his hyper fixation (and he thinks of spending time with us as a memory he’ll always remember)
I’m gonna cry, he’s so sweet 😭✨💖

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