God Shits In My Dinner Once Again

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

Can we please go back to putting summaries on the back of books?? Idc what Susan thought. I want to know what the book is about.

I want to ruin your concentration. I want you in a meeting the next day thinking about exactly what I did with my mouth. I want you to have to excuse yourself.

conversations I have when I really like you

y'all ever masturbate so hard you start begging like “fuck.. pls pls pls” even though you’re the one fucking yourself

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

just saw a bumblebee with FAT fucking pollen saddlebags n watched some of the pollen roll off like pixie dust as she sat down on another flower instant dopamine

You sure have a lot of attitude for a pocket pussy.

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

hello (thinking about somno again) 😔

the internet is great but sometimes it'll tell you that there's a girl you really need to hug but she's 8000km away

ohh i get it.. i'm perverted and unwell and depraved