God Shits In My Dinner Once Again

If you see me like your vent post that is me giving u a lil hug, I do not enjoy your suffering

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

as per my last straw,

good morning babygirl are you ready for todays horrors

This email could have been a flayed screaming man

hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health