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MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO
some context
1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot
2. abusive ex was also a sex offender
3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well
4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital
5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy
some more Facts About Ralph
he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE”
in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.
the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service
this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life
oh mg god this post somehow got better
Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS. THERE WERE ONLY A FEW DOZEN NOTES WHEN I SAW IT LAST.
Huey’s first impression of snow
Mewtwo don’t throw the baby

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Whew it’s been years since I’ve actually updated my profile gotta work on that XD also hi y’all I’m gunna try and exist more often hit me up and chat sometime
I need help
So,, turns out i have moderate to severe arthritis in my back and it’s going to continue to get worse.
I’ve been out of work due to being unable to walk let alone stand and bend for eight-ten hours for the better part of two weeks and bills have left me in the negatives in my bank account. I really don’t know how much I’ll be able to work until I get a less physically intensive job and I can’t even afford the over the counter medicine my dr wants me to try.
If anyone is willing to help at all my paypal is here
I can offer pay-what-you-can flash commissions, and I still have the post of things I’m trying to sell here
I really don’t know what to do tbh. If anyone could help at all I’d really appreciate it
Quick examples of art under the cut
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Yo guys I know I’m not here very often but if any of you guys can help my boi out he’s in need
Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead
What a wild hypothetical that, for the sake of my fragile emotional well-being, I will assume is not based in some hellish recent event I have yet to hear about!
god dammit.
Alright please tell em this is real I need receipts people cause this shits wild
Questions from other dimensions
*leaves my moms house*
*immediately killed by hog swarm*
the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist
beats being a godless degenerate from the left
kills me every time

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HaHa
recognition,
realization,
fear.
Lmao I love how absolutely chill that little dude is he just hops in
Longer version below the cut.I have been in a lawsuit against my abusive estranged mother for almost two years. It's finally coming to a clo
Longer version below the cut.
I have been in a lawsuit against my abusive estranged mother for almost two years. It's finally coming to a close and I can try to put her in my past, where she belongs. Everything that's gone on so far has been able to happen without my being there, but I have to appear in person for the Final Judgement. I can't afford this on my own, so I'm asking for help.
75 for a cheap working phone
400 for two plane tickets (my wife and I)
53 for a rental car
50 for a suit
A little extra to replace GoFundMe's fees and some food while we're down there.
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My father passed away in 2001. I found out in 2018 when a structured settlement advisor called me out of the blue that it was due to malpractice, and that I had had and annuity issued to me from the lawsuit my mother and maternal grandmother brought against the anaesthesiologist. I was supposed to have been given access when I turned 18 in 2014. This annuity had grown to be over 500k by 2018 which was also the last year money was put into it. There was also an additional sum given by the government since my father was in the Navy and a veteran of the Gulf War. This totalled to over 700k.
The funds were in a joint bank account in both my and my mother's names. I vaguely remember setting up an account when I was about 15 or 16, but throughout the years enduring my mother's abuse I learned to just do what she asked as quickly and quietly as possible without asking any questions. I will save examples of her abuse from this page, but a child abuse case against her was opened by Child Protective Services at one point. Upon finding out about my annuity, I told my mother to give me access to the account. She sent me 40,000 and claimed that the rest was in Certificate of Deposits. But when she refused to give me any details or proof, I sent her a letter demanding access to the funds. She told me that she had lost it all in an "investment gone wrong". I hired a lawyer.
She has changed up her story several times and provided a document showing what she spent the money on - it totalled to a little over 150k meaning the rest had disappeared somehow. By her own admission, she only used 150k for my benefit (most of which is not true, but we're not trying to prove that at this point). She claimed that I wanted to give out money in gifts to her and to other family members. Now that she knows her house is at risk and as the case is drawing to a close she has switched up her story again. She claims that I wanted her to make the trip from Pembroke Pines, FL to Clermont, FL in order to be closer to my college in Collegedale, TN and that it was my "desire" to receive more familial visits. I have taken statements from people who knew me when I attended Southern that this is the very last thing I would have wanted. Without providing any bank statements as proof, she also claims that I used the annuity to fund parties, which is another blatant lie. I left home twice to escape her abuse and I funded my living expenses with my jobs.
I am looking to get this case resolved and over with. She has been an evil person my entire existence and this case just shows the depths she's willing to sink to just to strike against me. It will be incredibly difficult facing her for the first time since 2016 but I am glad to finally be getting this over with. If this moves you, please consider donating so that I can leave her behind in my past.
cash.me/$kadebarrett23
PayPal.me/thebarrettfamily
I hope this gets settled and you get the money you need rebloggin to boost cause I can’t afford to donate
Mildly Interesting Dump #5
I have a hereditary gap in my eyebrow
These three ceiling fans run off of one motor
The picture of the Japanese movie advertisement is printed on two sides of the newspaper, so the full picture could be seen under light
The perfect symmetry of this plant
Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating
This tiny ceiling tile at my house
My broken antenna on my car looks like a half sunken boat.
The shower in my hotel has a little cutout so you can turn it on before getting in.
I drew poppy outlines for my class to cut out - they look like they overlap but don’t.
The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole
Our refrigerator has revolving levels so you can reach everything easily
This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons
This one dude in the crowd in a neon shirt.
The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.
Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds
My neighbors are moving their entire house back 200ft.
This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways.
Our dog’s paw looks like a mini-version of him
This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer
This “where are you from” map at The Aurora Museum in Reykjavík Iceland
You can see the number eight between the diamonds on this 8 card.
I made a piano shelf
This purely golden bee landed on my car today
This was so satisfying
this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen
Holy shit
HoLy FuCk
1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.
2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D
oh my god I cannot breathe
I literally choked at the end.
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I usually hate these long posts but these are great ideas
RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUSTICE
me. still being catholic.
the superpower of setting conflict. aw yeah B) also, I happen to be a bird but that’s not really important
I’m… dead.
Apparently I’m smart. And I can fly.
Distance doesn’t matter to me, so… teleporting? Flying? Idk
Uhhh. Maybe I can shrink, like Ant-Man? Idk
That’s my name… I have no powers. I am weak.
I am the Author, Creater and Destroyer of Worlds!! I control the very fate of existence!!! 😈😏
Girl who can novel extensively and deeply about anything and everything apparently.
um… being perfect i suppose???
you will bow before my sarcastic werecat powers
i control the fandoms NOW b i t c h
WOULD YOU LIKE A STAR OR MOON YEETED AT YOU, B I N C H ?
i control, space, time and ea r th HUEHUEHUE
I have a cat army
Im one of those classy villians thats like an angel with multiple masks/faces or smthn
I…think I might be responsible for giving people radiation related diseases.
I can MARCH IN TIME AND PLAY MUH MUSIC AND BE IN SYNC WITH THE REST OF THE BAND SO WE WIN STATES YAH YEET
I’m not a superhero, I’m a mafia boss type villian. I’m slick on my feet, and can mimic the voices of others. To gain money and goods, of course.
I’m good at math, probably.
im me but numbers
The greatest harry potter knowledge
I hear colours.
Cherry pie
I have the power of the fandoms at my side, fear me bitch
Am I,,,,, Danny Phantom???
i annoy the shit out of people until they eventually leave me and never return 🙃
Summon pineapple pizza 🍕
breaking my own bones and a ridiculously high charisma stat
I have an army of Vikings.
Aleteia is from the Ancient Greek ἀλήθεια, which means truth/disclosure. The ‘ff’ part refers to fanfiction. So my superhero power would be to see the truth in fanfiction…?
“Watch out, law-abiding citizen! That fic you’re reading might be tagged as ‘porn without plot’, but it’s actually a slow burn!”
I control ice and snow! And apparently, does it while dressed Tznua. It’s about time to have a female superhero that does that.
I’m a villain, maybe ex-hero ‘cause I got bored. I’m a demon from another dimension that tried to pick a normal human name, but didn’t know that people’s last names tend to be different than their first. The number 13 represents my ability to twist reality and/or give people bad luck, because the number 13 represents reality, misinterpreted as bad luck.
Chaos is my power hehhehehehehe
umbrella
Drawing Roses???
Oh fucking dear god!!! Are you people crazy giving me this power. I am now like Jean Gray/Phoenix but her damn opposite. Instead of the powers of life and rebirth like the Phoenix Force has, I have the powers of Death and Entropy! I can now create black holes, and other bizarre dying/dead stars!!! I am like a mix of Dark Phoenix and the Goblin Queen/Madelyne Pryor!!!
ALL YOU GUYS GAVE ME THIS POWER AND NOW OUR DESTRUCTION IS NIGHE!
Uh i guess dragons?
Neat I guess I’m a wolf who can control shadows now y’all know how many things cast a shadow damn near everything all y’all villains are fukt