this elegy would love to save everything

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

you can buy a print for €65 which honestly feels like a really good deal for something so beautiful

For barnswallows, they don't swallow a lot of barns.

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

i got a new hairbrush today. diary entry of a girl from 1843. mama says a whole boar was killed to make this for me. think of that, dear journal. a whole boar slain for a little girl such as myself.