this elegy would love to save everything

to every seventeen year old out there! If you are having a bad time know this if you survive this you will never have to be seventeen years old again and I PROMISE that is significant!!! these are the worst years of your life the only place you can go is up!!!!!!!!

Okay, tell me how your tastes have changed! What's a food you used to dislike and now you love it or at least like it?

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

every song nowadays is 'the best song ever' and then you listen to it and it's not fast car by tracy chapman

BREAKING NEWS: something online has vexed me

Folks gassing up literary fiction and looking down their noses at sci-fi and fantasy because the former is "grounded in real human experiences", then you look at your average piece of literary fiction and the author's notion of how the real world operates is at least as fantastical as Narnia.

im done traveling i miss my toilet

give me the beat boys and free your plums I wanna steal some of the icebox ones this is just to say

i am NOT a bite risk. do not listen to them

im a bite guarantee