this elegy would love to save everything

i love you women with big noses

putting ribbon in my hair not in a coquette way but in a late 1700s frenzied lawyer type of way

#*y/n voice* I pulled my powdered hair back threw on my vintage frock coat and ran to catch the coach (via @guidonian-hand)

The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.

Unironically I despise cute posts about how people who organize their personal libraries by size/color/vibes are Evil and Monstrous. First of all it’s none of your damn business what someone ELSE does with their personal belongings and second of all what? People are supposed to use Dewey in their own home? Dewey hasn’t even DREAMED of the subject categories I require

Identifying My Own Emotions: this is an intersection of my subject matter expertise (MLIS) and my dislike of the internet cultural code in which it’s OK to express your feelings on utterly trivial personal taste as performative disgust and horror that someone else perhaps does not experience the world the same way as you. Listen to me. Liking pineapple pizza is morally irrelevant

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post

they should invent a sleep schedule. any at all

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.