this elegy would love to save everything

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

Too many songs about love, not enough songs about Specific Places

If I were In Charge, I would make a law requiring all popular musicians to record at least one good song about their hometown. If it's a band, all band members' hometowns must be sung about. This would cause the number of songs about Specific Places to naturally build up over time in a pattern loosely correlated to population density. This is a good plan.

Though admittedly, my good plan would also increase the oversaturation of songs about LA specifically. Which will be annoying. But it's a small price to pay for any song about Uclulet

Better idea: given that LA already has a disproportionate number of songs, LA musicians will be assigned a randomly selected small town with no famous musicians. They will be required to spend 3 weeks living in the town, after which they must present a good song about their experience. This will be good enrichment both for the town and the musician.

Though unfortunately, I must concede that 'LA musician required to go to Nowhere, Idaho to write a song about it' is the set-up for a Hallmark movie that absolutely writes itself.

Kids were absolutely correct abt wearing smth you like on a shirt btw. It rules. You love dinosaurs so much wear a shirt about it.

An extremely underrated technique is a scene that should be loud with explosions/shouting/chaos of some form but is actually filmed in silence or with desolate music over. The quietness does more than any barrage of sound effects

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

Dear Jesus, I recognize all Your creatures have a part in the grand design. Please stir the hearts of these roaches to play their part somewhere else. Amen.

forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason

I’m gonna do something meaningful with this pain like make a tumblr post of a song link and a gif that seemingly has nothing to do with the song

very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig