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I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now
when the such cases are many
GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!
@strawberrysquidforever

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i have a story for you, tumblr. last year my coworkers and I were riding in a golf cart at a music festival passing out drinks to people, because the festival had been cancelled that day and everyone was trying to make the best of a bad situation. after some time we spot a guy on the other side of the road dressed as lord farquaad, walking alone. we yell, “LORD FARQUAAD! DO YOU WANT A DRINK??” dude yells an affirmative, walks into the road without looking, gets hit by a fucking car, and goes flying.
I really need you to picture a lord farquaad being dummy yeeted into the air by an incoming vehicle while a golf cart of inebriated, glitter and mud plastered coworkers are full-on horror movie screaming together. before we can even process this, lord farquaad gets up like 🤪 how bout that drink?? completely okay, utterly unphased, red hat and bob wig still locked the fuck in. we check on him several times, all talking over each other, and while he’s calmly and pleasantly assuring us he’s fine, he passes each one of us a tiny jesus figurine. he bestows a “god bless you all” and then resumes his jaunt, drink in hand.
after that we drove in total relieved hysterics, the kinda laughter that only happens when you narrowly avoided catastrophe. and i have NO idea if the driver that hit him even said a word because my entire consciousness in that moment was farquaad, there was only farquaad. I hope that he reads this one day and knows that he is STILL talked about and regarded as some sort of festival cryptid. we are blessed indeed
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because otherwise it gets kind of visually confusing to parse, which is annoying to some folks, including me
GRANTED not everybody uses the same theme or even the same update. you might have noticed my version of tumblr is earlier than yours (I don't like the new button setup)
but still, it's just about being polite
so now you know
jeff in marketing gets a divorce, acrylic on paper 2025
”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet
how do you say "niche"
"neesh" like quishe
"nitch" like stitch
*I KNOW ITS QUICHE BUT YOU CAN'T EDIT POLLS WHICH I GUESS IS A GOOD THING BUT ALSO SUCKS BUTT AND ASS
Wait how has no one said "nitch" so far I hear that all the time what demographic are we missing so far

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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note
WHAT HAPPENED HERE
the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart
Being a woman during the Beatles craze must have been crazy.
Imagine this band of ugly guys starting out as “untalented Brits drive women hysterical for no good reason” and then watching men be like “actually this is ours now it’s not for ladies this is good music women can’t understand” in less than half a decade.
I think I would have started shooting.
Even not liking the Beatles, living through that would have made me violent.
Men will say things like “women choose bad careers” “women choose bad hobbies” etc etc and then take things women love and are good at and kick them out of the club and put a giant “no girls allowed” sign on it and we’re supposed to just pretend that shit doesn’t happen on the regular.
“Too many girls do this thing, it’s not cool anymore” and that thing is computer science. Nursing. Getting a law degree. Becoming a biologist. Knowing how to read and write.
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Please pray for the soul of a relative of mine who recently died in an accident.

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one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool
yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this
i like when bad things happen
Tumblr drama vs other social media drama is so funny
Facebook drama: I will not be going to Uncle Todd's dinner tonight because he keeps saying racist stuff ♥️
Twitter drama: I cannot BELIEVE she said a slur 7 years ago. #canceled
TikTok drama: Is Chad Chaddington III ch3ating on Ash-Lindseigh????
Tumblr drama: *unintelligible paragraphs between coochiemonsterfromsesassmestreet and destielsfavoritepony37 (who apparently owns an illegal baby racing company)*