this elegy would love to save everything

Please pray for everyone affected, both directly and indirectly, by the wildfires in Canada

when in doubt, drink 16 ounces of water. you surely will not regret drinking 16 ounces of water. just on a whim. it will surely help. 16 Ounces of Water. your best friend. the universal solvent. 16oz

Thinking about full body scrunge

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

It's him, the Fire Fox, from browser

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me