this elegy would love to save everything

Used bookstores have me so spoiled that the idea of spending over $7 on a paperback is unheard of. What do you mean this paperback is almost $20? Insane.

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

technicolour is like a dead wife to me

wildflowers thriving on the side of the road i see you i love you girls

lagoon is one of the more phonetically pleasing english words, like quartz, mango, triangle, and carbonate

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

computer activate Useful Mode

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone