this elegy would love to save everything

Surely Viziers Monthly would only ever have rulers on the cover for that exact reason.

i dreamed it was forbidden to post memes unless there was a picture of a wizard in them

kind of like this

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

This is me when you "prev tags" me, btw