In This House We Respect Platonic Relationships

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

I’m gonna need some really good, semi-permanent sunscreen. Parasol is not gonna cut it. The Sun WILL kill me. I’m not just poking fun at myself, these are facts.

katy manning and jon pertwee nicknamed john levene 'sunshine superstar' btw . because he was in a few films . if you even care .

If I was Jon Pertwee during the bathtub valium incident I would've lied to Brian and Elisabeth and said I remembered everything and then just been like "oh you do not wanna know"

Bathtub… Valium… incident???

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Where is Cosmic Crisp (my beloved)?

Yes good

Tom Kane is dead, and I’m supposed to just… what? Go to work? Mow the lawn??

I will not be mowing the lawn today. I will be watching The Powerpuff Girls and crying.

This one really fucking hurts