Hit Me With Your Car.

just made the best non-looping gif i think

yeah okay ill reblog that

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Love this journey

Transmasc transition timeline #3

what the shit does that mean

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun

im the completely off the wall reaction to a fairly mundane post

Your soldier with a big gun looks gnc af

another graveyard banger

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

and often the sponsors are ads that just tell you jack shit. in a way it's much ado about nothing

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh