if u look at this tab ur gay

im only attracted to worthy opponents

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

this ones a classic even tho i really really really wish it was not

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

"hole is hole" I proclaim, jumping into the chasm

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing