if u look at this tab ur gay

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

it’s really not.

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

this is how everyone on this website acts

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

im only attracted to worthy opponents

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now