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glad they added new maps to baseball

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

This counts as a spell

Placeable AOE effect

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

can I just say that we all owe Kojima an apology for Metal Gear Solid 2? He looked right into the camera and said “the future of information control will not be censorship, it will be drowning people in trivial noise and misinformation until people partition themselves into their own separate realities” in TWO THOUSAND AND ONE. Three years before Facebook existed. Kojima gave us the biggest Babe-Ruth-pointing-at-the-sky called shot of all time and we weren’t ready for it.

Raiden is a diegetic video game character who is an anxious millennial being told to replicate the past while living in different circumstances who is a parallel between the player obediently accepting the limitations of the game and a soldier taking orders. And he gets sexually harassed by the president of the United States of America.

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

do they think... that prologues and epilogues... which take place within the story and are very much inside of the same book as the rest of the pages... don't count as part of the book....???.....

saying this in a soft tone but i dislike this presentation of artemis 2 in the least political way possible as a wholesome and uncomplicated win for humanity as a whole like it's not american propagandism of the highest and most vulgar degree

okay in the process of writing my last post i went "hm, yanno i don't even know what new shows Cartoon Network is making right now. maybe it's because i've grown out of the period of my life when i was big into western cartoon fandoms?" and i went to go check what Cartoon Network's current schedule is and there's not a single show that started this decade. the newest show on their lineup, Summer Camp Island, started airing in fucking 2018. oh my god this is so bleak. its like all gumball, scooby doo, and regular show they're just reheating the 2010s' leftovers.

Nickelodeon is entirely paw patrol in the morning, spongebob in the afternoon, and then friends and big bang theory at night. shambling corpse.

crying because i cant hug a sneasel