Time and Space, All Alone,It Can Be an Empty Place

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

you could just do shit back then

texas is still like this

its been 30 years and i still don't know if people like weezer ironically or not

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

How does one go across the room to talk to the really cool goth puppy?

You muster up the courage to tell her her outfit looks so good and you love it

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

My partner pointed out that Bungie leadership said "no romance or silliness" and then okay'ed the 30th Anniversary update and two on-screen kiss scenes