they passed down all the roads long ago

truthberry (makes you tell the truth) vs lieberry (gives you an immediate understanding of the dewey decimal system)

Contemplating coining the term CRAP (CRazy-Acey-in-sPacey) to describe the phenomena of people making purposefully exaggerated blogs on Tumblr parodying a group they don’t like while pretending to be genuine to garner backlash and further stoke hate and then people taking it excruciatingly seriously despite it being an obvious psyop. Transmascvoicesproject? That’s crap. Don’t bother with crap, don’t step in it just to try to get rid of it because all you’ll do is spread it around everywhere and get accused of being the one responsible. Just point it out so others can avoid it and leave it at that.

im gonna need you able bodied motherfuckers to stop comparing the extreme pain and exhaustion that comes with using a manual chair to being in a car for 8 hours. not even remotely the same thing.

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

A Horse power being only 735 watt is honestly so weird like that's not even enough to run a modern game on decent seatings

I don't like that fact

No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.

It's a cool fact it just makes me uncomfortable

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

i think americans should have to put a banner above their post that says U.S. CENTRIC ADVICE/INFORMATION. i think political posts should clarify that they are giving protest/societal/class information relevant only to the USA i think i would like to stop getting halfway through a post with really good information and then realising it is not widespread advice and is only applicable in the united states of america