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| jude/jubilee - 23 - white - he/him dyke |
non-practicing marine biologist, part-time poet and photographer (see @thetableintheback)

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Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me
Do you think you’re a good ex?
I'm a great ex
Yeah I think I'm a perfectly fine ex to have
I'm probably a little annoying as an ex but I don't think I'm that bad
I'm probably a bad ex
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People who have birthdays on/near a major* holiday, do you generally consider it a good thing or a bad thing?
My birthday is right before** a holiday, I consider this a good thing
My birthday is on the day of a holiday, I consider this a good thing
My birthday is right after a holiday, I consider this a good thing
My birthday is right before a holiday, I’m neutral/indifferent about it
My birthday is on the day of a holiday, I’m neutral/indifferent about it
My birthday is right after a holiday, I’m neutral/indifferent about it
My birthday is right before a holiday, I consider this a bad thing
My birthday is on the day of a holiday, I consider this a bad thing
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Not applicable/birthday is nowhere near any holidays/i was never born/etc
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*Major holiday in your culture and/or the area around you. It doesn’t count if it’s a major holiday that no one you know celebrates and doesn’t affect you or your area at all
**If your birthday’s nearest major holiday doesn’t occur on the same day/time every year, try to find out if your birthday tends to be before, after, or on said holiday most frequently. If none stands out as occurring the most often, just pick something at random or choose the nuance option
so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day
i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.
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@drifting-knightjar it's like... The philosophy behind American meds is just different. You can always tell the American meds because they feel like they were developed by Victorian mad scientists with access to Space Future pharmaceutical labs. The first time I tried Cepacol - which, for those unfamiliar, is a sore throat lozenge that's sort of a salt sugar lick of local anaesthetic - I thought I was going into anaphylaxis. Fisherman's Friends just blast your sinuses with menthol.
Anyway, in Canada and (I assume) Mexico, American meds are mixed in with other, local stuff, so the contrast is easy to spot. The best way I can encapsulate it is that the active ingredients in Canada's beloved local brand of cough syrup, Buckley's, are menthol, camphor, and two alternative types of baking soda. The active ingredient in American cough syrups is codeine.
is this true across most all medicines or is this just a cold medicine thing? it is perhaps of relevance that i dont really fw the quils and such bc i tried them once and it scared me off
It depends what you mean by cold medicines, but it's definitely not just the cough syrups - I wasn't kidding when I said Cepacol was a local anesthetic, its active ingredient is benzocaine. Absolutely terrifying when you've never tried it before and feel your throat and tongue going numb...
We don't really have any local OTC anti-nausea or allergy meds that I can think of to give a good comparison on those fronts; I think people mostly use the American brands or local generic equivalents, though, so that may be an answer in itself?
Vague impression as an American: this is true as a philosophy. I have heard our ibuprofen comes in bigger quantities. I have noticed that if you want to get Tylenol in regular dosage rather than EXTREME STRENGTH you have to look through the shelf very closely (and still come up wrong by accident).
We also medicate more frequently - when I lived in Germany and asked a pharmacy for Vitamin D they told me, "Just go to Italy??"
Note that I am also currently on a migraine and not thinking straight, so. Eminently correctable.
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I understand I live at Cousin Oskaar's latitude adn should not be counted, but do you think they're willing to prescribe "trip to Italy" as a treatment billable to the healthcare system?
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I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens
medicines are fun it's like take this substance that does something to your body. and then it does something to your body. awesome
some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted
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How old is an "old" movie, to you?
5 to <10 years (2017-21)
10+ years (2007-16)
20+ years (1997-06)
30+ years (1987-96)
40+ years (1977-86)
50+ years ('76 or earlier)
Old for a movie is about 50 years to me. Otherwise, it's a throwback.

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i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin
nipdate (nipple update) the scab on my right nipple has come off and it looks a little funky i'm not gonna lie. there's a depression in the middle of the nip and some gunk BUT it is more shallow today than when the scab came off yesterday so i think i'm just gonna cover it with a plaster and let it do its thing.