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| jude/jubilee - 23 - white - he/him dyke |
non-practicing marine biologist, part-time poet and photographer (see @thetableintheback)

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today i take a 3 hour train to go hang out with beloved mutual and friend @no1snoopyfan >:) we're gonna go to the aquarium and the cinema and be besties and its gonna be SOOOO fun
it's gonna be AWESOME i'm literally so excited what could be better than this!!
now that im home and i have access to all my clothes again i can begin the mass try on to see what i actually want to wear and one thing i've noticed already is that everything is so much longer on me now that it doesn't have a massive shelf of tit to drape over
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my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it
also the latest nipdate is that right is looking more normal every day, and left's scab is starting to come loose so i think it'll come off soon and i will have actual nipples which i didn't expect to be so excited about. are you all loving hearing about my nipples in such detail isn't this so thrilling
just about three and a half weeks post-op and i am recovered enough to go home! my mum drove us down today and is driving home tomorrow bc it's a 6 hour journey lol but i am soooo glad to be back in my apartment and so excited bc im gonna see so many friends over the next few weeks!!
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i love you apricots. i love you nectarines. i love you peaches. i love you plums. i love you stone fruit. i love you!!

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i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️
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so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day
i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.
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@drifting-knightjar it's like... The philosophy behind American meds is just different. You can always tell the American meds because they feel like they were developed by Victorian mad scientists with access to Space Future pharmaceutical labs. The first time I tried Cepacol - which, for those unfamiliar, is a sore throat lozenge that's sort of a salt sugar lick of local anaesthetic - I thought I was going into anaphylaxis. Fisherman's Friends just blast your sinuses with menthol.
Anyway, in Canada and (I assume) Mexico, American meds are mixed in with other, local stuff, so the contrast is easy to spot. The best way I can encapsulate it is that the active ingredients in Canada's beloved local brand of cough syrup, Buckley's, are menthol, camphor, and two alternative types of baking soda. The active ingredient in American cough syrups is codeine.
is this true across most all medicines or is this just a cold medicine thing? it is perhaps of relevance that i dont really fw the quils and such bc i tried them once and it scared me off
It depends what you mean by cold medicines, but it's definitely not just the cough syrups - I wasn't kidding when I said Cepacol was a local anesthetic, its active ingredient is benzocaine. Absolutely terrifying when you've never tried it before and feel your throat and tongue going numb...
We don't really have any local OTC anti-nausea or allergy meds that I can think of to give a good comparison on those fronts; I think people mostly use the American brands or local generic equivalents, though, so that may be an answer in itself?
Vague impression as an American: this is true as a philosophy. I have heard our ibuprofen comes in bigger quantities. I have noticed that if you want to get Tylenol in regular dosage rather than EXTREME STRENGTH you have to look through the shelf very closely (and still come up wrong by accident).
We also medicate more frequently - when I lived in Germany and asked a pharmacy for Vitamin D they told me, "Just go to Italy??"
Note that I am also currently on a migraine and not thinking straight, so. Eminently correctable.
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I understand I live at Cousin Oskaar's latitude adn should not be counted, but do you think they're willing to prescribe "trip to Italy" as a treatment billable to the healthcare system?
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