where art and junk meet

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

Oh, what is the greatest smile in the world, you say? *Looks at you fondly* Louis Armstrong

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

The electronic signs outside of family owned seafood restaurants

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?