Bippity Boppity Bi

I know he can turn it off and on but there’s still something so funny to me about the idea of Hua Cheng, the walking wind chime, getting jump scared by his stealth lord of a husband. Like Xie Lian is just built to sneak up on him. Cause not only does Hua Cheng have a giant blind spot, Xie Lian’s short king status also puts him outta Hua Cheng’s direct eye-line and he’s been a martial artist since he was like 5. He is now 800, and some change. Like, I know he is silent, and I truly wonder how long it takes Hua Cheng to wonder if he should also decorate his Dianxia in bells so he doesn’t scream and embarrass himself because he keeps getting jump-scared by him.

Listen, Manga!Stanxeno spend their first night reunited just holding each other, Xeno curled up in Stanley's arms, crying himself out and then sleeping more deeply than he has in years. Anime!Stanxeno are fucking nasty the second they get back to their quarters. (The crying and the sleeping are still on the agenda, they're just delayed.)

can you even IMAGINE how touch-starved he must be like he's obviously not a super touchy person generally speaking but aside from comparatively brief separations for deployments and whatnot he's presumably had Stan touching him (one way or another lmao) on a regular basis since he was eleven. And then BAM!, years without. I think the only reason the poor guy is even upright is because he knows Senku's standing behind him. 😂

Listen, Manga!Stanxeno spend their first night reunited just holding each other, Xeno curled up in Stanley's arms, crying himself out and then sleeping more deeply than he has in years. Anime!Stanxeno are fucking nasty the second they get back to their quarters. (The crying and the sleeping are still on the agenda, they're just delayed.)

can you even IMAGINE how touch-starved he must be like he's obviously not a super touchy person generally speaking but aside from comparatively brief separations for deployments and whatnot he's presumably had Stan touching him (one way or another lmao) on a regular basis since he was eleven. And then BAM!, years without. I think the only reason the poor guy is even upright is because he knows Senku's standing behind him. 😂

orufrey is actually breaking boundaries and queering yaoi by being a blue x blue ship. they said it couldn't be done. everyone's always said, no, it's too crazy, it can't be done. both characters in a ship can't be blue. but one step at a time we are moving into a brighter future

Looking very forward to watching Xeno nearly vibrate apart in an attempt to be like "I am so normal about getting Stanley back. I haven't missed him at all. This is purely a practical and professional decision that's the only reason I'm agreeing. I'm so normal. I have no personal emotional investment in this whatsoever. What do you mean why am I packing gifts for Stanley what do you mean when did I make those. These are just payment so he agrees to be hired for this job obviously you need to pay people what do you mean why am I popping breath mints and looking at my hair five times in two minutes. It's important to be elegant. Btw have we decided on where Stanley's going to sleep just as a practical matter no no no don't delay reviving him for that he needs the astronaut training time staying with me is fine. Shut up. I'm so normal."