★ is ealaín dubh í ★

technicolour is like a dead wife to me

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

I had a dream last night that the Decemberists guy put out a new song that was him announcing the band was breaking up, but the song was also his like detailing his future career path, and it was an excruciatingly granular 13.5 minutes of him explaining to us in detail that he was going to become a world renowned marionette maker and like the steps he was going to take to complete this (step 1 was learn to spin flax to make his own cord, step 2 was learn whittling to create his own puppets, step 3 to make his own paints, etc etc. He was going for that vertical slice sort of thing) All the while someone was shouting in the background I DON'T WANNA BREAK UP and WHO'S GOING TO GET MY ACCORDION because apparently there was a custody battle happening for that?? But as it turned out the song was too much of a banger and people wouldn't let them quit and also he had like horrible arthritis in his hands that was preventing him from making the shit so they announced within the week that the band was actually back together and The Marionette Maker's Heart's Desire was like their new #1 hit

I sleep good knowing i wont go to hell because the only people in hell are television showrunners

i like to see men from the 19th century in a situation

the terror au everything is the same but in the scene where ross is asking the inuit hunter which of the men was aglooka francis’ picture is like a photo card decked with glitter and stickers and hearts. maybe even cat whiskers

The authors barely concealed historical fixation

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

I hate how people talk about Daniel's characterisation in TVL "oh he's always been a racist, misogynistic, ableist, bigoted boomer, you just can't handle gothic stories" oh shut the fuck upppp with this talking point. Noboy ever said he wasn't racist and bigoted, he HAS said racist things in IWTV. The problem with TVL is that Daniel is saying these things without a reason. He said racist things to Armand, Louis and Rashid to proke a reaction out of them, he's testing their boundaries. In TVL he just says these things unprompted with no reasoning behind it at all, Daniel isn't some kind of social justice warrior but to act like he's always been some kind of slur slinging conservative boomer is insane!

He talks like some kind of gen z right wing twitter chud now and you think that's GOOD characterisation?

Im gonna lock in in August so hard you dont even knowwwww <- lying