★ is ealaín dubh í ★

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

shipping is 100% more fun when you don’t treat it like a giant conspiracy. and i wish more people knew this.

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

I hope you never outgrow being excited by bookstores, listening to the rain, flowers and finding the perfect mug.

Truly something that the more horrible that things get for the crew, the more beautiful Paul Ready's curly hair gets. #arcticdeathcurlroutine

*flint voice* our golden age of piracy is collapsing

hi my name is crumbs and can i PLEASEEE hang out in your bed

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

piss rich reading comprehension

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

I hope Jared Harris is aware that his performance was so good that thousands upon thousands of internet freaks now have made (1) dead and likely cannibalized Northern Irish sea captain into their blorbo.

flintgenderism actually so special to me. even in s1 when he's doing pirate drag (cunted up to the gods: twirly villain 'stache, touch of eyeliner, 200 rings) he's so butch about it. and just keeps it rolling. beat a man to death with his bare hands. new leather jacket. new stud. overwhelming grief. bald now. communist praxis. beardmaxing #mymasccaptain