i can’t run away from what i am

posting on tumblr is risky because there's always a chance that your diary will undergo peer review

socioculturally i’m still a supernatural blog

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

in retrospect my father was kind of iconic for how he handled it when he called someone a twat in front of little kid me and i asked what that word meant. the answer he came up with was, and i’ll always remember this, “no one knows what it means. it’s a mystery”

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

you people aren't CASTING

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants