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fancy frog friday

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

make that trio polyamorous

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

oh do I have the game for you

oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours

Back when i was like. 9 i watched a cuck porn video And i didnt quite understand the concept of what it was But i remember being so sad about how the woman was talking to her husband while she was fucking this other guy. and then she broke the couch and she said "uh oh sweetie we broke your couch.." all condescendingly And then he said "i LOVED that couch.😕" and it made me so upset i cried