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For real my friend Tyler trying to get his mouth fucked tonight hmu if U intrested hes 29 and not very handsome at all and he gives bad head

Hws high key ugly as fuck and needs his throat busted in urgenlty

if i ever have kids im going to name them shit like warrior and assassin

just so they know what i expect from them

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life