special agent box muncher

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

Lead poisoning FROM BULLETS. The Romans would have started breaking out into hives and sacrifices by three pm

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

Is this the new top/bottom discourse?

RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.

Apparently I should've tagged this 'rapture' or something