special agent box muncher

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

Maybe we can all learn something from him in 2026

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did