special agent box muncher

hey man. remember how i had a mental breakdown in front of you and got concerningly suicidal yesterday? yeah. on completely unrelated news i just got my period

was about to make a post saying “putting the word berry up on a shelf” in response to seeing two -berry posts in a row but then i realized how meaningless and cruel that would be for me to say

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

what is the coal doing to the water

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in