I love poodles

yo mama so fat instead of "good morning" she says "food morning"

My favorite character in The Pitt is Dr. Whitaker because he's just like you and me... but he's homeless! He's homeless!! As he stands there singing for money, 🎵ladadadee ladadadaaa ladadadee ladadadaaa🎵

Groundhog day is proof that within every white American there is still a bog-dwelling neanderthal that yearns to slather themselves with woad and partake in a little ritualistic animal divination

General, the TSPussyHunters have engaged the enemy's light infantry in skirmish and their incessant rain of arrows from horseback have given us an ideal window of opportunity to break the enemy's left flank. Victory will soon be ours. Your diplomatic overtures toward the TSPussyHunter nomads of the steppes have proven most fruitful indeed...

We loved each other like sisters when we rode the Eurasian steppe together. I held you and dried your tears beneath your father's kurgan and then you left me for the Indus river valley. All I knew to do was ride until I stopped crying. It took me all the way to central Europe and now I've buried the fathers of the Corded Ware Culture in shallow graves and the sons and daughters wear a yoke of Proto Indo-European bronze, but I know all the thralls and head of cattle in the world will never bring you back to me. My love, have you built the great city of Mahenjo-daro? Are you raising her walls higher? Are you bringing in the grain-grass harvest and digging the water-ways deeper and building magnificent crafts of bronze and gold? Will I ever see you again? Are you happy, are you healthy? My wails bring no answer, but we sleep beneath the same moon and stars and you call them by the same name, and the same sky-father horse-god smiles upon us from a world apart.

It's very interesting to me that a gigantic minotaur is fucking me vigorously. I'm observing the situation as it plays out from a detached academic perspective.

I need to sexualize the relationship between a fast food restaurant's corporate governance and its lowly franchisers

Who's going to see avatar 3 with me

did you guys know that in the vatican they have a secret ritual where the bishops and cardinals and the pope all get naked and start fucking each other in the ass and they bring out a big statue of jesus and they shit in its mouth while chanting "WE LOVE SATAN! JESUS IS A SHIT FAGGOT!!" and they do this every year at christmas and have been doing it since the middle ages basically to signify that they know it's all bullshit but they keep the facade up to control people. Pretty wild stuff, right? Well, I'm insane.