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i’m owen! i’m 25 aroace + nonbinary of some variety i haven’t figured out yet (he/him) and i’m white. my blog theme changes a lot and i post about my life and whatever strikes my fancy. anthropology major + religious studies minor. disabled. spiritual. ficto + self shipper + objectum.

sometimes nsfw/explicit or triggering in nature, particularly medical and weight related so im only comfortable with 18+ following. minors do not interact. usual DNI. i block liberally. default icon/header or no age in bio gets blocked. don’t reblog my selfies

brynlee 9/5/25 i’ll always love you honey bunny. check out my brynlee tag to see my sweet girl

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teaboot

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

teaboot

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

teaboot

Had to draw

sailermoon

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

c3rvida3

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

c3rvida3

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

hyenaswine

based based based based based based based based based based based based

becomedog

alukardtheabysswalker

@halfaqueen peer reviewed tags because they're so on point

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despazito

spaghettioverdose-deactivated20

bigandretired-deactivated202501

mabelsguidetolife

i’ve only read tumblr posts and undertale fanfiction. can i write the spicy young adult novel to change the world.

rexalogy

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

proteusolm

bitework with my miniature american pitbull terrier

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nextlevelsmp3

been thinking about this tweet for a month straight

gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

palmer

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

jurynullification

How much

palmer

Only 3400

jurynullification

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palmer

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

jame7t

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

elucubrare

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

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ahmed-motaz

The story in this picture isn't just about numbers; it's about living, breathing people, just like you, who have been kiIIed by the b0mbing.

ahmed-motaz

Here in G@za, we are b0mbed relentlessly every day. Our tattered tents are torn apart, injuring us and our children every moment. We have no shelter left, and our tents desperately need repair to protect us from the sun and offer a modicum of safety. Before it was completely destroyed

ahmed-motaz

The situation is no longer tenable. We urgently need h@lp to escape G@za as quickly as possible before de@th, which surrounds us on all sides, claims us. d0nate now and save our lives. Every contribution, no matter how small, could be the reason for our survival, whether it's repairing our destroyed tents or h@lping us reach safety. Please d0nate

nomisong

tumblr bitch: liking characters in paul simon songs makes you a freak

me: **growls really hard**

cecilia: its ok theyre just jealous babe....

me: i know cecilia, i know

mrs robinson: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW MRS ROBINSON CECILIA AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

mrs robinson: youre so boring **putting it in her pantry with her cupcakes**

me: **sighs**

jack: **slipping out the back**

stan: **making a new plan**

roy: **being coy**

gus: **hopping on the bus**

lee: **dropping off the key**

julio: **down by the schoolyard**

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