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#it's giving mr potato head and his angry eyes #phm #rocky the eridian #ryland grace

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holisticdirkmuppet

james ortiz talking about his queerness and how he sees himself in media and how it feeds into the characters he plays, my beloved

#jortface #i love this guy

evilwizard

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

evilwizard

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

evilwizard

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

#ngl when i heard the news that an old white republican died this morning #i was expecting mcconnell #not graham #but ok yeah sure

djkoenig-deactivated20140905

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

chronically-ill-dandy

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”

djkoenig-deactivated20140905

thanks for ruining my post jackass

chronically-ill-dandy

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“

ufo-offical

*flies past*

shocktherapyrecipient

It’s the fact that

1) OP made a post that seemed interactive but then

2) Did NOT want anyone to actually engage

I remember tumblr at the time. It wouldn’t have changed OP’s post so lmao big L for OP making it weird

But best of all:

Most people didn’t realize there WAS a response until this fuckin UFO went by.

Nature is ✨️Beautiful✨️

#tumblr heritage post

moomin-energy

most unrealistic part of PHM is that there is no way that dr. ryland grace, PhD, would not have a flock of suitors following him everywhere he goes. that man is like catnip for academic shut-ins, alien enthusiasts, odd women, and gay people everywhere, as this site has clearly demonstrated

now I’m NOT saying he should have had a partner on earth or whatever because I do think it’s awesome that he’s (implicitly at least) aro/ace/both, but it would have been a great aside to see the cloud of yearning that follows him everywhere which he either has to deal with or has decided to be permanently ignorant of. like the comedy potential of objectively the most fuckable man any of these strange science geeks have ever met being like oh um :) thanks for the coffee and the flowers and stuff and you guys are all so nice to me it’s great to work with you all :)

the devastation he would leave in his wake. like some sort of benevolent aroace whale floating serenely through an ocean of allo heartbreak. feigning ignorance because can you guys lock in we have alien microbes to study

stargirl-and-potts

Book canon supports this!! Dr. Lokken is definitely crushing on him and he’s completely baffled by her behavior. All the moms want to talk to him about their kids after school. Steve the security guy starts helping him with stuff for no reason. He’s had a girl bestie since college who meets him for dinner every week, Dimitri the Russian scientist agrees to go out for drinks with him immediately after meeting him, and the entire Hail Mary prime team requests him to handle their death plans because they like and trust him more than anyone else in leadership, and he’s just very taken aback by this.

I don’t know how many of those people would have dated him, but people like him. I think he was pretty unintentionally abrasive when he was younger, argumentative and reactive, and teaching softened him up and gave him playfulness and people skills he didn’t used to have. But he didn’t actually notice the change because he’s always just been being himself. He does think of himself as being good with kids, now, but not with people generally. So he doesn’t expect people to enjoy his company and it takes him a good while to notice when they do.

stargirl-and-potts

Anyway the fact that Rocky loves arguing and complaining and bluntness generally is perfect for Grace. Rocky can match him not just in sweetness and sincerity and sentimentality, but in fond rudeness too, with so much joy. He’ll always tell Grace exactly what he needs from him, and thinks of him. That’s exactly the kind of guy Grace needs to spend the rest of his life with. Grace can be all of himself with Rocky.

#ryland grace #phm

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A word of advice for y'all... don't ever be diplomatic and look out for other people when you're called in for a disciplinary meeting because somebody else fucked up and you happened to get caught in the crossfire. They are not looking out for you, and corporate doesn't care who was really responsible as long as they can tell a client that they disciplined someone. If they're short-staffed enough, they can and will dole out punishments equally even if the fuckup was 70% on one person and that person deserves to be fired.

#not going into details #but lets just say my resume is updated and making the rounds #and this is how private equity corporati end up with a slew of mediocre employees running their shit #they alienate the good workers by making an example of them when they actually do make a minor mistake #paz has a job

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#gene belcher vs godzilla #never watched bb but i don't think bro would stand a chance against a literal kaiju #i'll be fine

chuwenjie

So stoked to share the official trailer for the Avatar Aang movie, now releasing JULY 25th on Paramount+!!

I’m so proud of our crew and honored to have been a part of this.. for everyone who has waited to watch the official release in order to support the artists and animators, I just want to say thank you so much, from the bottom of my heart - it truly means so much!!

#avatar #atla #ngl the voices threw me but i'm officially excited

sacred-portal

#me the last 2 days #someone gon b fired but i'll be goddamned if it's me

deadsetagainst

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

amvs

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

deadsetagainst

WHAT

amvs

A trend we predicted in 2016 continues.

US based but it’s similar reasons in other countries. and of course many companies have international locations. idk if that’s why it’s happening with sour patch kids but this is a thing

rosetintmyworld84

I cannot even explain how ANGRY I am at this.

My nephew is very allergic to eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame. Last year my sister discovered all hot dogs and hamburger buns now contain sesame. Not "may contain", but listed in the ingredients. This year basically every brand of sliced bread also now contains sesame, making it very difficult to find bread items he can eat.

They're just adding it to their products, so they can just list it as an ingredient and not bother with worrying about cross contamination. And they aren't even bothering with telling anyone. Capitalism is going to kill us all.

"Which brings us back to Kellogg’s. Back in 2016, the company found a way around the added burden and expense of complying with the FSMA: they simply began adding trace amounts of peanut flour to their cracker products. Doing so allowed them to list peanuts as an ingredient of the product, freeing them from having to prevent cross-contact.

At the time, Kellogg’s notified Food Allergy Research and Education (FARE) about the impending change and left it to them to warn the allergic community. In this case, Pearson’s didn’t even bother as near as we can tell."

gothiccharmschool

I wonder if that’s part of the reason behind my seeing an upswing in products adding corn starch or corn flour to things that didn’t have those before? <- rhetorical question, because I’m certain that’s what’s going on.

#as a celiac with a dairy allergy #fuck this #genuinely soiciopathic behavior #food allergies #psa

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primarybufferpanel

I love a highly specific pet advert

ninjabunny

ISO: A Pasture Potato / Xanax with a Tail Attention Sellers: Our pasture is currently a 24/7 reality show of "Mare Drama" and hormonal side-

Here’s the Facebook post if anyone wants to read a lot of comments about very dumb horses! It’s public so no log in is needed

cumaeansibyl

GREAT NEWS check out the post! they found their potato!!!

freckledmer

Screenshoted the update for anyone who doesn't want to deal with Facebook:

ferrific

And a picture of the ham sandwich:

#horses #this is absolute gold #fr tho mares are ASSHOLES #if i ever get a horse it's gonna be a gelding. they're so sweet and dumb.#just like this potato

rubyvroom

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

#this entire week is going to be hell #pray for me

spin-the-wheel-polls

It's a zombie apocalypse and you are stuck in this place!

How are you doing?

great!

okay, I can make this work

Not great, probably can't make this work

A zombie

Dead (non-zombie related)

Results/it depends

Voting ended onJun 29

(zombies work by standard zombie rules, boarded doors and biting)

helens78

I'm in a hospital, the worst place to be! I'm dead in 10 minutes.

#an airport #aka my workplace #it really depends on the day tbh #also i have a badge that gets me into secured areas #so as long as the zombies aren't smart enough to figure those out #i think i'll be ok lol

parkchanwoohoo

This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too

pettyartist

Same, kid

#DANG BOY #he's the next alan tudyk/dee bradley baker #video

jake-clark

meiiiwaku

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

hellsite-hall-of-fame

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

laughconfetti

creepymutelilbugger

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

roses-blog-of-things-deactivate

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

thenumberonevelvetcake

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

#tumblr heritage post #i've been on the hellsite longer than this post has been around lmao

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noelle-ism

i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that

noelle-ism

Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that companies are still trying to stomp out.

xkcd-for-that

I spent more time trying to get an audible.com audiobook playing than it took to listen to the book. I have lost every other piece of DRM-locked music that I ever paid for.

#i am not going gently into that good night of renting access to shit instead of owning #fuck that #yohoho motherfuckers #long live piracy

sometiktoksarevalid

#food #baking #b dylan hollis #to try

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