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sometimes chatficcing involves collaboratively writing noxiously scandalous smut and sometimes it involves going "hey watch this" before trying to stomp on their heart as hard as possible

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please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.
And LISTEN, if you are hesitant. i know sunscreens can be pricey. and theres a lot of fearmongering around cheaper sunscreens. and i know they make your eyes sting. and i know it can feel gross is u have sensory issues. but please hear me out. invest in 1 big tube of cheaper sunscreen and 1 smaller tube of any 'new generation' sunscreen that won't sting (reddit is a great place to look for recs). both at least spf50 and pa+++. use the more expensive one for the UPPER PART OF YOUR FACE. and the cheaper one for the rest of your face and body. apply generously and reaply.
If your skin is darker and you're worried about the white pasty sheen that sunscreen can leave on your skin, stay away from the mineral ones and look for the ones that say "clear" or have good reviews from other poc! I use Neutrogena Invisible sunscreen on my face and Hawaiian Tropic on the rest of me, and it works for my sister too -- for visual clarification we span the following skin tones:
If you still find it looks a lil ashy on your face, mix in a dot of tinted moisturizer or foundation. You need barely any at all and you can use a BB cream or something else that's super light coverage if you don't care for makeup.
There are really good, really inexpensive sunscreens out there! And there are sunscreens that don't feel like putting a thick layer of spackle on your skin!
If you have a Trader Joe's near you, their Daily Facial Sunscreen is $8 and wonderful. (SPF 40 PA+++, water and sweat resistant, chemical sunscreen, silicone-based. I grant you it isn't SPF 50 PA+++, but it's a meaningfully good choice.)
They also have a Daily Facial Mineral Sunscreen ($13, SPF40 PA+++, water resistant). It leaves a white cast on deeper skin tones, like all mineral-based sunscreens.
Walgreens has several store brand sunscreens that are affordable - well worth checking out!
I just got some heartbreaking news. @codenamecesare (aka almostnever, aka cesare) passed away unexpectedly last Saturday. Ces was a dear friend and collaborator; she was active in Lotrips, Stargate Atlantis, X-Men, and Dead Boy Detectives fandoms. She was also a major contributor to Fandom Wank and was one of the initial players in the Establishment RPF RPG.
Ces was a brilliant writer, an excellent artist, and an incredibly funny person. She was part of a small private group chat I was in, and to this day I still use phrases she came up with. Since she was located in the Bay Area, I was lucky enough to hang out with her on occasion. She loved complicated characters and cats and was generous with her time and talents. She will be missed.
Her AO3 page: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Cesare/pseuds/Cesare
Her Fanlore article:
Cesare - Fanlore
Ruth, this is absolutely beautiful and I can't thank you enough for putting so much into words.
I miss her already.
It's a zombie apocalypse and you are stuck in this place!
How are you doing?
great!
okay, I can make this work
Not great, probably can't make this work
A zombie
Dead (non-zombie related)
Results/it depends
(zombies work by standard zombie rules, boarded doors and biting)
I'm in a hospital, the worst place to be! I'm dead in 10 minutes.
I made this entirely based on this post by @crosbyism which has been stuck in my head for months

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manifesting and setting intentions now 🙂↕️✨
I will also accept a Hurricane. Or Canadiens. Either way.
a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
happy 1st bday to... this.
I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday
Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!
Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)
22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.
23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.
24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.
29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.
Happy 5th birthday to this
FIVE years??!!!!!!!!
one of my fave recent historical events!!!
So the unexpected thing about having a pro women's hockey team in Seattle is I can have TWO Seattle hockey teams win on the same day
Somebody summon the leviathan of the deep and make a proper sacrifice so we can win 😭 the bubus only have so much power
The Seattle Kraken (cryptid) needs to have a little chat with the players I think
are the torrent in last place? yes
did i just buy the full playoff home package? Yes
Maybe if we do it we'll jinx them NOT making the playoffs!

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Well, my days of being disappointed in male hockey players are certainly coming to a middle.
In other news, going to a meet and greet for the Torrent tomorrow, will be bringing friendship bracelets...
You have to explain the last thing you ordered online to a medieval peasant, and if you can't then you have to EAT IT. do you survive
yes
no
Roll for 3 ingredients. Could you make a meal out of these?
Yes, quite easily!
Theoretically...
I can't think of what I could make my ingredients into :/
Absolutely vile ingredient choices!
Rules: You MUST use all 3 ingredients in the dish, but may use any additional ingredients not listed to complete it. The dish may be established (apple pie) or something of your own creation.
1. why YES I am watching Heated Rivalry and loving it, it is better than the Kraken were until last night, yay!
2. I have season tickets to the Seattle Torrent but they are cruelly denying me hockey until 12/17 and I am THE SADDEST. And then I'm sure Hannah Murphy won't be starting and you would THINK this would be fine because Corinne Schroeder is a goddess BUT MY BLORBO.
3. I will not be staying up until midnight for the first 2 eps of the Taylor Swift docuseries, that would be bonkers. Instead I will download it onto my tablet in the morning so I can watch it during the hour I spend chilling (sometimes literally) in my car because of my son's complicated school schedule
4. I am fucking obsessed with these crochet kits called The Woobles even though they are EXPENSIVE. I refuse to say how many I have made. Now I have a gazillion little stuffed animals in my house and I only want to keep like four of them, oops
5. This timeline is still stupid, I would like a whole new government please. ...No? How about now? Now? ...come ON.
6. On the bright side, thanks to skincare and makeup being a hobby for the last year, at least I look great during the dystopia
Also wenny i appreciate your hustle. But what if. And this may be controversial. You instead just made a shot instead of passing to a teammate.

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whats the deal with Shane and the habs, why were they booing him?? =O
ooooooooooooooh boy okay so.
there are definitely other people who can provide a much more in depth explanation with actual receipts but the summary is that shane was projected 1oa in his entry draft, which was going to be montreal's pick. like, to the point where there were wright habs jerseys being sold at the entry draft. they end up drafting slaf 1oa instead, and shane goes 4oa to seattle.
since 2022 habs fans have maintained that shane looked disappointed when his pick was announced, and interpreted it as him being disrespectful towards the habs for not being picked first. they then proceeded to launch an online harassment campaign so virulent it basically drove him off of social media. you can STILL find comments on recent posts of his from bitter habs fans.
this is the first time we've ever heard actual sustained booing from them towards him, despite playing in the nhl for a full season and having show stints prior to making the full time roster last year. so i have no idea why TONIGHT was the night they decided to be terrible.
tl;dr basically a bunch of adults got upset at a facial expression made by a 18 year old and they're still mad 4 years later.
WORDS I HAVE NONE LEFT
Came to Tumblr hoping someone else out there would share my response, which was "hnnnnngh!" Was not disappointed!